Predict the Republicans DOUCHE MOVE for the SOTU tonight..

[Bennyboy]

I think they all symbolically move one chair to the right.

[LynneSin]

1. Can we include the already douchebag moments...

like the conservative douchebag justices not attending (Alito, Scalia and Thomas) and the douchebag blowhard from Minnesota who decides she wants to do her own rebuttal even though the GOP already picked someone 1000000% more literate.

[Initech]

2. The whole freakin' last year was one gigantic douche move for them.

[Bennyboy]

3. Here is something I found:

The speaker is allowing reps to put signs out to save seats before the speech. Usually if anyone does this they take them down but this year the Speaker said they wont come down. Guess what? He only told that to the Republican caucus. Petty maybe but hella partisan.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Some uncomfortable expression of selfishness and exclusion, as always.

Let them obstruct the workings of the country enough to create the required blowback (or Palins, as one fine Lounger measures it) to bring us to vote them OUT again.

[Inchworm]

5. Watching for the dumbass ones that don't know when to stand and clap

Hmm, should I say dumber asser ones?

:D

[redwitch]

6. Well, there is Michelle Bachmann.

Does that count?

[Forkboy]

7. Showing up.

[Sky Masterson]

8. Yep

:thumbsup:

[NewJeffCT]

11. +1

that's all they have to do to qualify

[blizz]

15. +1

[rurallib]

9. I expect to see Boehner in the background doing shots

Nothing interferes with that man's drinking time.

[Generic Brad]

10. Turning their backs to President Obama

I fully expect Tea partiers to do that if he mentions raising the debt ceiling.

[sakabatou]

12. Feigning sleep

[tanyev]

13. Here it is:

Actual tweet from actual congressman
sent DURING the SOTU address:

@RepPaulBrounMD Paul Broun
Mr. President, you don't believe in the Constitution. You believe in socialism.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x274365

[zanana1]

14. Boehner will be wearing his face. nt