Even the most vicious junkyard dog looks adorable when it sleeps.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[MrMickeysMom]

1. Except...

... when they do that "red rocket" thing. Yeeechhh...

[Kaleva]

2. Sleeping? Looks more like it's licking itself.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Doesn't EVERYBODY lick themselves when they're asleep...

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...or is it just me?
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[Kaleva]

4. My red firecracker is too far away for that.

[Demoiselle]

5. You can DO that, MFM? You have powers beyond imagining.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I don't like to BRAG or nuthin'...

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...but if I turn my head and strain really, REALLY, REALLY hard...
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...I can lick my shoulder.
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I AM The Man!!!
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