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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 10:34 PM
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Funniest Wikipedia entry. ever.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 10:42 PM
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1. That actually was pretty funny
:rofl:
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 10:54 PM
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3. Did you see the last line, with the traditional scare tactic of hell.
Here is one reason why there might be many faiths.

So that everyone can be told they picked the wrong one. Why would a monotheist God allow many faiths? It allows for a way to hurt people, or try to despair them.

The point I am making is you can not be in hell unless you think you are, you can be in a craptastic place, that you should not be in, but you can not be in hell.

Here is the thing, nobody knows if 'hell' or 'heaven' is or if that is where they are, or what that actually means. At any point you could 'almost be through the bad stuff'

That is why so many religions find the keys in hope and how you choose to see things. I been showing the supernatural exist because they mess with many people.

People should have dignity, and that includes not bribing people with something they want, so they can make millions feel that existence is not just. Unearned distribution out of proportions is not so a few can be in heaven, as some think, it is to hurt many people.

Simply having something far more then someone else, above some level of balance of distribution hurts many in society, and that is why consolidations are done, to hurt people.

To those that think they are blessed with some gift or material thing, that is not a blessing that is to hurt many people, and those that don't find a way to help people with that do the harm in society. Also why I respect singers and story tellers, they use there gifts to share joy in many cases.

Many people with many things find ways to help people.

But consolidations are bad for society. And tech has made consolidations much easier, so something has to correct that.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 11:12 PM
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5. You're really living up to your name, aren't you?
:D
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 10:45 PM
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2. This qoute is a classic:
Kommandant Schmitzberger, the local police chief, also hinted at other avenues to stop what he calls "foreign criminals" from disturbing order in the village. Schmitzberger, whilst not disclosing what other options were on the table, stated "What they are, I am not at liberty to disclose, but we will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed. It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile."



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snagglepuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 11:02 PM
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4. Is it simply coincidence that finds you surfing for the meaning of fucking on
Valentine's Day? :evilgrin:
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 11:19 PM
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6. I don't get it
Edited on Mon Feb-14-11 11:20 PM by AsahinaKimi
Why would people steal this...Its just a Fucking sign... :shrug:
:rofl:
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 11:46 PM
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7. I liked this one, but it didn't stay "uncorrected" for long ...
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-11 09:35 AM
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8. I tried to keep a straight face, but it is Fucking funny.
Edited on Tue Feb-15-11 09:36 AM by rurallib
geez, why don't they just sell the Fucking street signs and make a bundle?
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-11 09:49 AM
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9. Should you ever come to Switzerland, I suggest you visit Wankdorf.
Translation: Wank Town.

Oh, look! The Robbie Williams Coverband performed at Wankdorf Center!

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