Things Fred Mertz did in the Ricardos' apartment while they were out of town

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Poll question: Things Fred Mertz did in the Ricardos' apartment while they were out of town

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. He'd stretch out and play one of Lucy's bras like a set of congas...

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...all the while singing, "Babalucy".
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Actually, when left to his own devices, Fred would just sit there and repeat his last name over and over and over.
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[Auggie]

2. Other: Played with his babaloo

Funniest lounge poll in ages

:rofl:

[Yavin4]

3. Ordered Up Some Company

If you know what I mean.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

4. Ha, you are a funny bastard!

I couldn't choose just one, and what I think he did is unmentionable and might break Lounge rules.

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

5. Shared his Havana with Mrs. Trumbull.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. Oh, thanks a million for planting that Monica Lewinski visual.

:spank:

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

8. It's my gift.

:hi:

[Mopar151]

6. In real life

Fred complained that Viv was too ugly to play opposite him ("Ugly as a bag of doorknobs", IIRC) Somewhere on the back lot, a horse was looking for it's ass.....

[meegbear]

9. Used his Vitameatavegamin in ways not allowed to be discussed or shown on 1950s TV

[MilesColtrane]

10. Other: Rifled through their couch cushions for spare change

[Demoiselle]

11. Gee. My first thought ...

that he and Ethel got up to something naughty together. I am clearly extremely naive.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. My guess is that 99.9% of Fred's naughty times...

...took place without Ethel in the room. I see Fred and I hear "tick, tick, tick..."

:rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. set up a poker game with the boys and had a stripper over, spent the night on

in Lucy's bed and then fixed himself steak and eggs for breakfast. Ethel was visiting her Dad and busy singing Momma's little baby loves shortening bread.