The Life & So-Called Times of MiddleFingerMom (Chapter 5: The Early Years) ... ... (DIAL-UP WARNING)

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Please give this collection a kick now and then.
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Li'l MFM developed his sense of telekinesis due to the power of the incentives offered him.
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Li'l MFM always had a bubbly personality.
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Li'l MFM was the slayer of many dragons through the years.
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Always a well-mannered boy, Li'l MFM knew that a gentleman ALWAYS turns away before picking his nose.
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No matter how big the crowd, Li'l MFM was always instantly recognizable in group photos.
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Li'l MFM didn't WANNA be goalie... didn't WANNA be goalie... didn't WANNA be goalie!!!
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Li'l MiddleFingerMom's head was a black belt in martial arts. This explains a few things
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And finally... ... ... Li'l MiddleFingerMom never... no, NEVER lost his boyish charm.
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[mockmonkey]

1. kickaroo n/t

[rurallib]

2. the kid picking his nose

he's like my twin at that age. Damn, I was double ugly.
So MFM is like my doppleganger?

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Y'know... I actually kinda looked like that... but bigger head, shorter hair. gooberier glasses. n/t

[Demoiselle]

4. kick! After I cleanse my eyes, of course.

[solara]

5. I love it when I see (Dial Up Warning) on one of your posts!

:kick: kickaroooooo

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I can never tell whether it's necessary or not.

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I trim the pictures down to a minimum of kb's, but I THINK the
cumulative sizes may cause some trouble.
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I've had dial-up around 2001-2002 -- it SUCKED, so better safe
than sorry.
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[solara]

9. Well, I am glad I can see them.. very creative stuff!

[many a good man]

7. Aghkq!

[Kali]

8. good one (ecxept for bubbles - gross!)

one of the funnier life and times! (didn't take too long to load)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

What a hilarious collection!


















You've had one hell of a life............so far.


May it continue!




:toast:

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Thank you, my dear CaliforniaPeggy!!!

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I am still... as we speak... fucking immortal.
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:toast:
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[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. May it always be so...

:hug: