"Doofus fucking" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "doofus fucking".

[ohiosmith]

Post your questions about the Royal doofus fucking!

Props to MFM for the inspiration.
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[Dr. Strange]

1. Well, my doofus fucking at Hooters didn't go all that well.

[ohiosmith]

3. Bwahahahaha!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

2. What are the two main reasons for today's doofus fucking on DU?

[kentauros]

4. ************ Happy Doofus Fucking, Call Me Wesley! ************

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

12. Hahaha aha!

:thumbsup:

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Stupid question, but why isn't the Queen's doofus fucking the King?

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[ohiosmith]

16. Hahaha aha!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

6. um. can someone delete one of my doofus fucking threads?

[Dr. Strange]

7. How the hell can a US server be under high demand in the middle of the doofus fucking?

All day I might add

[kentauros]

8. Justin Bieber pelted with eggs during doofus fucking.

sounds about right :P

[ohiosmith]

24. Brilliant!

:applause:

[Rambis]

9. Only Joes. Post a pic of a Joe "doofus fucking"

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

20. Brilliant!

:rofl:

[RedCloud]

10. I believe in doofus fucking

[kentauros]

11. IWTDF

"In With The Doofus Fucking"

only available to mods }(

[sarge43]

13. Doofus Fucking Made Easy n/t

[ohiosmith]

22. Hahaha aha!

:toast:

[Dr. Strange]

14. I am listening to Miles Davis' Sketches of Doofus Fucking

Wait, didn't Herbie Hancock write that one?

[Bake]

15. Once and for all, doofus fucking did not break up the Beatles!

Nope. It was Yoko ...

:hide:

Bake

[UTUSN]

28. You TOOK it from me!1 But your added comment topped anything I could do!1 n/t

[Dr. Strange]

29. Pffth!

:spray: :spray:

[Zephie]

17. How's this for an ugly doofus fucking?

[pintobean]

18. Trump got a doofus fucking better than Skittles could have delivered.

[Dr. Strange]

19. Looking For Some Good Movies About or Set During the Doofus Fucking Revolution

[Bucky]

21. Stupid question, but why isn't the Queen's husband doofus fucking?

or, alternatively...

Stupid question, but why isn't the doofus fucking the King?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

23. The doofus fucking wedding cake...

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[Guy Whitey Corngood]

25. WHO Warns of Enormous Burden of Chronic Doofus Fucking Disease. nt

[styersc]

26. I'm old fashioned. I believe in doofus dinner and a movie first.

But hey, that's just me.

[RedCloud]

27. I want to start a doofus fucking that never dies.

[struggle4progress]

30. "Leather sex" is the phrase for today. Modify a doofus fucking to include "leather sex".

[ohiosmith]

32. Brilliant!

[AnneD]

33. I thought they were doofus fucking....

But it was really leather sex. I feel used and abused.

[SPKrazy]

31. I Saw A Giant Doofus Fucking Object Going Across The Sky