Favorite movie insults?

[ohiosmith]

Dirty Harry: Do you have any kids lieutenant?

Lt. Ackerman: No.

Dirty Harry: Lucky for them.

[Rambis]

1. "You pompous, stuck up, snot nose, giant twerp, scumbag, fuck face, dickhead, asshole!"

Fish called wanda

Heard one regarding aresen wenger last week curtousy of the redmen I had to post...

"you win nothing with kids just ask that creepy gunslotten christmas dealin misery whingin ballback twat of an opposition manager Wenger. you win nothing with kids"

[ohiosmith]

2. Classic!

:rofl:

[TZ]

3. Don't call me stupid!

Too many great lines from that movie...:thumbsup:

[Rambis]

5. "Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people" (nm)

[smirkymonkey]

49. I've know sheep that could outwit you, I've worn dresses with

higher IQ's!

[Rambis]

51. Apes don't read philosophy- yes they do otto they just don't understand it

:toast:

[name not needed]

4. Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

[ohiosmith]

12. Classic!

[charlie and algernon]

6. From Ghostbusters:

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine until our power grid was shut off by Dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: {to Peter} Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true–this man has no dick.

[freshwest]

15. Ow! Another...

Gozer: 'Are you a god?'

Ray looks at the others, who all nod.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: 'Uh...no.'

Gozer: 'Then...DIIIIIIIIE!'

She sends the Ghostbusters sprawling with lightning bolts.

Winston Zeddmore: 'Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "Yes!"'

Which is why I always answer "Yes!"

[charlie and algernon]

7. I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking...

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

[hifiguy]

13. OMG!

WHERE is that classic from?

"hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit "

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[mikeytherat]

16. "Christmas Vacation"

mikey_the_rat

[mikeytherat]

17. "Shitter was full!"

mikey_the_rat

[MorningGlow]

8. "You...

stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!"

[lukasahero]

25. Who's scruffy-looking?

:)

[Iggo]

9. 'Into the mud, Scum Queen!'

Doctor Detroit.

[smirkymonkey]

50. Correction," the Man With Two Brains" when Steve Martin throws

Kathleen Turner into the mud after she tries to cook the brain he's in love with.

[Iggo]

53. Oh, damn!

The 80's were so long ago, and a brazilan miles away.

[smirkymonkey]

60. I just happen to have this bad habit of watching really stupid movies

over and over and over again, so I kind of had that part memorized. That and when Kathleen Turner says about the help "What are those assholes doing on the porch?", and Steve Martin replies, "Honey, they're not assholes, they're Azaleas!" referring to the potted plants.

I need to rent that one again! :)

[deutsey]

10. .I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing,

you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper

I fart in your general direction.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

[hifiguy]

11. Gotta be Groucho...

"Why don't you bore a hole in your head and let the sap run out?"

From Groucho to Chico Animal Crackers, IIRC

When Chico is about to play a piano solo, Groucho breaks the fourth wall and tells the audience:

"I HAVE to stay here but there's no reason you can't go out into the lobby and have a cigarette."

Also form the Master:

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

"Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech."

"You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters"

[Bombero1956]

14. Uncle Buck to the principal

I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.

[freshwest]

22. That was a good one. He was good explaining things to his niece, as well.

[geardaddy]

70. Classic!

I LOVE that movie.

RIP John.

[kentauros]

18. Almost any Rodney Dangerfield movie!

Caddyshack

Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
{looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat}
Al Czervik: Oh, it looks good on you though.

Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Al Czervik: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?


Back to School

Vanessa: You're impossible!
Thornton Melon: And you're easy.

Vanessa: I have absolutely NOTHING to wear.
Thornton Melon: You got SIX closets full of nothing to wear.
Vanessa: Are you saying I spend too much money?
Thornton Melon: YOU spend too much money? Nah. A lot of people go to Switzerland to get their watch fixed.
Vanessa: You have no taste, Thornton.
Thornton Melon: You're right. I married you, didn't I?


:rofl:

[KansDem]

20. If I may...

Back to School

Thornton Melon: "Look, I'm throwing a little party in our room tonight, and you'd better be there."
Diane: "Oh, I'm sorry. I have a date with Philip tonight."
Thornton Melon: "Bring him along! We may run outta ice."

And when he arrives with Diane at a frat party and sees Philip polishing his car:
"You do a good job. What do you charge for big cars?"

:rofl:

[kentauros]

23. Yes!

:rofl:

There are far more insults in Caddyshack, but that's kind of the nature of that movie :D

[KansDem]

24. One of my favorite RD lines...

From his biography, "It's Not Easy Bein' Me."

"My doctor was giving me a complete physical. He said he wanted a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. So I left my underwear and went home."

:rofl:

Also:
"My father hated me! He used to give me my allowance in travelers' checks."

and...
"I asked my doctor; 'What's wrong with me?' He said 'You're fat!' I said 'If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion.' He said, Okay, you're ugly too!"

RD had me in stitches whenever he appeared on the Johnny Carson Show...:rofl:

[kentauros]

26. Hits bits on Carson were always the best!

Like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwZAIO7q9v8

"Last week I met the Surgeon General. He offered me a cigarette." :rofl:

[KansDem]

57. Thanks for the link!

I remember back in the 1970s, I was indifferent about RD. I heard a few skits and thought he was just o.k. But one evening at a friend's apartment, we watched the "Johnny Carson Show" when RD came on. I never laughed as hard as I did that night, and I've been a fan ever since!

Here's another Carson appearance:
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f48/who-real-king-one-liners-1239801/index3.html

[HopeHoops]

19. "I faahht in your general dirrection. Your mother was a hampster & your father smelt of elderberries

[freshwest]

21. Yes, a favorite.

[DainBramaged]

27. NICE TURN SIGNAL DICKHEAD

Freebie and the Bean, James Caan

[kentauros]

30. Speaking of Caan...

Thief - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfetsPmDWAk&feature=player_detailpage#t=108s

"He was an asshole."
"The guy was an asshole. Big (fingers in an 'O') asshole!" :D

[MiddleFingerMom]

32. "Thief" is a mysteriously unknown, underrated movie. n/t

[kentauros]

35. It IS one of my favorites.

That, and another Michael Mann movie: Manhunter :D

(sorry about the alliteration :P)

[CBGLuthier]

42. Have you ever seen The Keep?

Another Michael Mann film, this one is about Demons and Nazis. It is available on Netflix instant viewing.

[kentauros]

43. Yeah, another excellent MM film

:hi:

There are a lot of big name actors in that one, and most people have never heard of it:

Scott Glenn
Jürgen Prochnow
Robert Prosky
Gabriel Byrne
Ian McKellen

[CBGLuthier]

41. Top Notch Film!!

Brutal to the core and fascinating to watch. I remember seeing it in the theater when it was new and many times since. One of the better Tangerine Dream scores right up there with Risky Business.

Michael Mann is a master of music and film.

[jmowreader]

28. Pretty much anything in Full Metal Jacket...

from the ending bars of "Hello Vietnam" until the second Hartmann walks into the head on the night after graduation.

Now, I have a REALLY strange question for all Marines Not Currently Serving: don't they have rifle turn-in before the troops graduate from boot camp?

[mcctatas]

29. from 'The Lion In Winter'

Henry to Eleanor:
I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

[wickerwoman]

37. "You stink! You're a stinker! And you stink!"

Best movie ever! :D

[davsand]

56. Henry to Eleanor: "Can't you give me some peace?"

"Eternal Peace. Now there's a thought..."



I love that movie to this day!

:hi:



Laura

[mak3cats]

71. "Believe you me! You bore me to distraction!"

Courtesy of Claudette Colbert in It Happened One Night...

[csziggy]

31. One of my favorites has a music video

http://youtu.be/8a6NcbjML1c

My favorite verse:
Good for nothin' bad in bed nobody likes you and you're better off dead goodbye
We've all come to say goodbye goodbye
Born defeated died in vain
Super destruction you were hooked on pain and tho' your music lingers on
All of us are glad you're gone
If I could live my life half as worthlessly as you
I'm convinced that I'd wind up burning too

I think it should be sung at Dick Cheney's funeral.

[MiddleFingerMom]

33. A2C Adrian Cronauer (Robin Williams in "Good Morning, Vietnam") to SGM Dickerson:

.
.
.
"You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!"
.
.
.

[pokerfan]

34. Casablanca

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

[SteppingRazor]

44. Another Humphrey Bogart, from the Maltese Falcon:

It's not much of a spoken insult, but I crack up at that scene where the woman slaps Peter Lorre and he hauls back like he's gonna hit her back, but Bogart grabs his arm with one hand, says, "Hey you, when you're slapped, you'll take it and like it," and then with his other hand slaps him hard three times across the face for good measure. Brilliant.

[Bombero1956]

36. 1 more

From the 1939 version of The Women.

There is a name for you, ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel.

[Zorra]

38. Garret Breedlove (Jack N) to Aurora Horton (Shirley M)

Breedlove: You're just going to have to trust me about this, this one thing. You need a lot of drinks.

Aurora: To break the ice?

Breedlove: To kill the bug that you have up your ass.

[BillStein]

39. still can't beat the classic Bette Davis

"I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair"

[CBGLuthier]

40. And that fits?

Samuel "George" Francisco in Alien Nation upon seeing a human condom for the first time.

[pokerfan]

45. Aliens

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?

[Deep13]

46. "All right you primative screw-heads, listen up...."

"Well h-e-l-l-o-o Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you. You ain't leading nothing but two things, Jack and Shit."

Army of Darkness

[Initech]

47. You know what I think? I think you're all fucked in the head!

We're 10 hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out! I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're gonna have so much fucking fun they're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!

Gotta love Vacation.

[Initech]

48. Les Grossman FTW.

Les Grossman: Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fucking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time and as usual, go fuck yourself.


Les Grossman: Cockburn, from now on my fist is going to be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring...

Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

[TK421]

52. "Find out who that was, will you"?

:D

[Glorfindel]

54. John Bender: But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie

What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?

From "The Breakfast Club." That movie is crammed with great insults.

[MorningGlow]

55. I have a t-shirt that says

"neo maxi zoom dweebie"

I loves it. :loveya:

[Patiod]

58. "You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all"

(Val Kilmer was robbed.)

[Gabi Hayes]

59. I'd call you a sadistic, sodomitic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

[Glassunion]

61. Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

[kedrys]

62. One from BASEketball

Doug Reemer (Matt Stone) to Squeak Scolari (Dian Bachar):

"Listen to me little bitch! You either go out there and make that shot or I'm gonna shove your head so far up your fuckin' ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat!"

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

69. Bwahahahahaha!

:rofl:

[bluesbassman]

63. Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Pretty much the entire Caddyshack movie. :)

[Blue_Tires]

64. "So...You're obviously the big cock. And on either side are your balls"

[nytemare]

65. You...you imbecile, you bloated eediot! You stupid fathead!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MuCbfxJ7q4

[stuntcat]

66. Could someone get this walking carpet out of my way?

sry!!! but someone needed to bring the Star Wars!!

[pokerfan]

67. we had nerf-herder in #8

Not exactly sure what a nerf is exactly...

[stuntcat]

68. ah shweet!

shoulda known! :headbang:


Perhaps it's a type of nerd :blush: