White House: bin Laden gunned down during heated "tastes great, less filling" argument in compound

[Amerigo Vespucci]

CNN - The White House revealed today that Al Qaeda kingpin Osama bin Laden was shot and killed during an argument with one of his subordinates regarding whether Miller Lite Beer "tastes great" or is "less filling."

The Navy SEALs who carried out the mission reportedly heard cries of "INFIDEL" and sounds of breaking glass in the compound before firing the shots that would take bin Laden's life.

The White House also reported that a CD player inside the compound was playing Peter Frampton's classic "Frampton Comes Alive" as the SEALs entered.

Osama bin Laden could not be reached for comment.



Pictured above: Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden enjoys Peter Frampton's "Do You Feel Like We Do" moments before Navy SEALs end his life. AP Photo

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[freshwest]

1. Love the music! Must have it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__t4Vh2fXGA

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. My sources have it that Usama did one too many Jim Varney impressions.

Cohorts became despondent at over-use of "Know what'll mean, Vern?" quotes.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. That and the constant demand that his subordinates "pull his finger."

Talk about a weapon of mass DESTRUCTION.

:eyes:

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