That's it..I'm giving up on gay men!

[JackDragna]

There's this ad on the site telling me I must do this. Fine. I'll play along. From now on, I will no longer expect gay men to do the following reasonable activities the rest of society does routinely:

1. Recycling
2. Film criticism
3. Spelunking
4. Mowing the lawn
5. Hitting the cutoff man
6. Making a decent Manhattan
7. Cleaning the lint trap in the dryer
8. Hitting on 12 when the dealer has 4
9. PCR
10. Listening to conversations about other people's dreams

That's it. I had such high hopes for you, gay men. Sigh. I'll never trust anyone again.