Florida woman arrested after throwing butter at roommate

[rug]

An East Naples woman buttered up her roommate in a bad way, according to Collier deputies. She is accused of throwing butter at him after an argument over food occured.

Dawn Elizabeth Rhash, 49, of the 2900 block of Popular Street, was arrested by Collier deputies at home. According to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report:

When deputies arrived at the victim’s residence he stated that Rhash and him were having an argument about what food in the kitchen was hers and what was his. Rhash then threw butter at him striking him in the leg.

When deputies spoke with Rhash she told them she had been drinking vodka. She was also uncooperative and repeatedly interrupted the deputies. Rhash denied throwing the butter.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/may/23/cant-believe-its-butter-woman-jailed-after-throwin/

[struggle4progress]

1. This country is becoming a police state: it's getting so you just can't get drunk anymore,

and throw stuff at people, and tell the fuggin sheriff's deputy's to go fugg off or whatever, and such, without getting arrested and having your picture posted at Huffington Post!

Help me out here. Was this country all so Gestapo-like before Obama was elected? I don't think it was!

[rug]

2. The decline started with the advent of margarine.

[Chan790]

7. Of course it did...

fucking synthetic oleoresins masquerading as food.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. assault and buttery

[rug]

11. The worst thing is he fell down on the buttered side.

At least she can't be charged with violating Murphy's Law.

[Duer 157099]

17. rofl

this thread is fully of beauties, but that one made me burst out laughing :rofl:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

12. The charges will never...

stick


The guy should have gone for "breach of
"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

21. butter yet!

:yoiks:

[ohnoyoudidnt]

4. She was drunk and buttering him up for something. nt

[dimbear]

5. The sad part is that the woman wasn't named Pat. n/t

[Swede]

6. Spread it around,she's toast.

:popcorn:

[Gold Metal Flake]

8. Deadly weapon.

All of that cholesterol.

[xmas74]

9. We were once called out for a cheese cube.

I was a dispatcher many years ago for a sheriff's department. One night, around 11:30, I received a frantic 9-1-1 call from a young woman. She said that her brother was assaulting her by throwing objects at her head and making threats. I kept her on the phone, trying to get her to a safe place, while the deputies were en route.

When they arrived on scene they found a 12 year old boy throwing cubes of cheese at his 19 year old sister. Turns out she was to stay home and babysit him for the weekend and didn't like that idea, so she sent him to his room while she and her boyfriend had sex on the couch. Boyfriend left, brother said he was going to play video games, sister didn't like it and said no, he threatened to call parents and tell them about sex on couch, she threw game controller in the toilet, and he threw a cube of cheese at her while running to the bathroom and called her a bitch.

Yeah, that was such a fun night.

:sarcasm:

[RedCloud]

10. What can you expect from a person who works as an UNK?

Name: RHASH, DAWN ELIZABETH
Charge: BATTERY - TOUCH OR STRIKE ANOTHER AGAINST THEIR WILL
Residence: Naples
Age: 49
Occupation: UNK


This could be the Dawn of a new era:

[TrogL]

13. Glad she didn't throw the salt shaker at him while he was turned around

That would make it ass-salt.

[rug]

15. Stop encouraging us.

[Demoiselle]

14. What, it wasn't even MELTED?

Hot melted butter would have been more of an attack, imo. And the make-up sex would be tasty.

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Parkayyyyy!

[Curmudgeoness]

18. Oh god, I do that all the time.

I guess that I am just lucky that no one else knows it is illegal. :spank:

[Bake]

19. The problem was it was still in the churn!

Thank you!

Bake

[Auggie]

20. LOL