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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 01:35 PM
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Women Are Evil
Women Are Evil By Nature...

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.

As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers
into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room."
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 02:46 PM
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1. ....so I used those fingers that you've been sucking on...
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 02:48 PM
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2. 99.9% of the women on this planet are Lucy from "Peanuts."
In varying degrees, of course.

Are there any "Lucy-free" women on the face of the Earth?

Why no. No, there are not.

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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 02:56 PM
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3. What's the problem?
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