A letter to Ann Coulter - very odd, but very amusing.......

[Pert_UK]

From http://www.henrypanky.com/coulter.htm

Take a look at the original on the site - the pictures that illustrate the letter are wonderful....

"My Sweet Annie C.

I bet you hear this all the time from the baying chorus of your admirers, but when I undress you in my imagination, I can't help picturing one of those really bony, rib-showing, narrow-headed dogs with the long, lank hair - a blonde Afghan as it were, or a Saluki in a wig...

Other times you remind me more of a moray eel: eager, hungry, mouth impossibly agape, dull eyes glittery with rank, venal and deeply self-satisfied ambition, slithering out some dark filth-hole to caper and smirk at yet another Fox Network News group grope...

Darling Ann Coulter, my winsome hyena, how I yearn to slip the tough, leather straps over your slavering muzzle...

Oh, my jackbooted and jackal-headed succubus, your unqualified prostitution and unspeakable debasement of the soul have set the bar so high. How do you do it, girl?"

[Pert_UK]

1. Kicking this once, then going home for the weekend......

Have a good one.

P.

[izzie]

2. Every thing and any thing is on this PC, Funny

n/t

[supernova]

3. Wow!

The creativity of the person who wrote that.... I'd like to meet him!

[GOPisEvil]

4. ROFL!!!

A blonde Afghan!!!!

But, um, this guy "undressed her in his imagination"? :puke: Not even at gunpoint would I do that.