Ooh ooh ooh Mistah Kottaaaair I have a CAPTION

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. No, Marines! Try again! HEIL BUSH!!! HEIL BUSH!!!!

[TioDiego]

2. I know! I know!

Call on me Unca Dick! I know! It's Cocoa Puffs! Right?

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Herr Dumbya teaches troops the New World Order Salute!

This salute comes in handy when a terra-ist pie thrower could be operating nearby!

[Best_man23]

4. The Crowd Returns The Salute

[short bus president]

5. "Ooh! Taxi! Over here!"

"The damn bartender took mah keys agin."

[CO Liberal]

6. "I Only Smell Good On This Side Because I Can't Find Any 'Left Guard'"

:-)

[Iris]

7. "And when we pledge allegiance to the flag of TX,

we raise our right arms like this."

[Astarho]

8. No, no, Stupid! You got the salute too high!

It's more to the front, and you keep your thumb next to your hand (I know you're so proud that it's opposible now)

[cosmicdot]

9. W is saying: can you believe I have to do this in meetings?

... raise my hand, like I can't be trusted as if they can ... and, let me tell you, I have ideas ... ya'll know I've been made an honorary neocon ... and, the ideas ... they're like Old Faithful in what little brains I have ... the road map idea ... mine ... Jeb and I couldn't get to Mexico without a map, and it hit me one day like the time Jeb and I hit the wall with our car ... you know, I thought, without a map, we hardly found our way back ... if then ... thank goodness, Poppy would send some hoodlums to bail us out ... and, if one has a flashlight, it helps to read it in the dark ... but, have extra batteries ...

[44wax]

10. Raise your hand if you are a draft dodging krakk head hiltler klone