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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 08:32 PM Original message |
I can't get TSA agents to touch my junk, what's the problem?!1 n/t |
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Cannikin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
1. I'm supposed to travel at the end of the month. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 08:57 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I was told to take training and I could go to any location available in the USA |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 09:02 AM Response to Original message |
3. Just tell 'em you're packing! They'll be examining the right stuff soon enough. |
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MrsBrady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 09:35 AM Response to Original message |
4. if you look hot, it shouldn't be a problem n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 04:42 PM Response to Reply #4 |
11. Actually, you've nailed it!1 The past 2 yrs I flew abt 6 times, so I'm a newbie, |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 10:11 AM Response to Original message |
5. First step: buy a ticket.. Second step: wrap your junk in tinfoil. |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 03:40 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Fifth step: Do NOT mistake a microwave for the magnometer. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 04:37 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. But it will be all sparkly like fireworks for a few seconds! n/t |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
6. Might be that Inadvertent Erection. Just sayin... n/t |
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Bladian (308 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
8. Touch them first. |
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Brigid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 04:35 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. No, that gets you arrested. |
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Bladian (308 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 04:59 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Bah. Laws. n/t |
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kimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
13. I travel frequently |
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freshwest (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
14. Uh, your pheromones must be on the fritz. |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 09:24 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. I had to look it up but Google/Wiki say different kinds of p., some can be ALARMING!1 n/t |
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freshwest (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 09:26 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. See an endocrinologist and get fixed up. I'll bet the TSA people will find you irresistible. |
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pitohui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
15. you got me, i'm pretty old and they're still pretty frisky with me |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 09:18 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. See post #11, I suspect SOME of them pat young, fit, good lookers. n/t |
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saras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
19. Try wearing something with leftist politics printed on it... |
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Kaleva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
20. Hide a .45 cal. pistol in your arse. You'll get the treatment. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-21-11 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
21. Inadvertent erections. nt. |
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Grantuspeace (111 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-22-11 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
22. Don't be easy, make them buy you diner first. |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-22-11 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
23. It's the "I shower once a year whether I need it or not!" thingy. |
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DFW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-23-11 07:36 AM Response to Original message |
24. Maybe this will help: |
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