If you were a member of Super Congress, what would be your super power?

[Fire Walk With Me]

[arbusto_baboso]

1. The Power of Knowledge

I would know any and every fact that didn't actually help me in accomplishing my job.

That's pretty much the superpower I already have.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. That sounds like our current Congress

:rofl::hi:

[geardaddy]

3. A fist like Hellboy's

fer smashin T-baggers.

[ohiosmith]

4. Scanner.

And XRay vision.

[LynneSin]

5. A massive bullshit detector...

that would go ringing extremely loud alarms and flash the name of the person speaking bullshit

[ohiosmith]

6. Don't point that thing at me.

:hide:

[gratuitous]

7. Just gimme my cape!

I have all the super powers I need.

[KamaAina]

8. To make Boner's orange run like cheap mascara in the rain.

:P

[kayakjohnny]

9. To repeal the power of the super congress.

[Throd]

10. To render politicians incapable of lying.

I would do this by shooting lasers from my eyes for dramatic effect.

[WinkyDink]

11. Flying Bush and Cheney to The Hague.

[Kaleva]

12. My fridge would never run out of beer. It's beer fridge man!

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. I'd wanna get in on their super vacation powers. Mmmm, vacation...