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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-11 07:41 PM
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I have six cats to de- flea. How do they all hear the silent loading of the syringe?
I swear, as soon as I am ready, they're all invisible except for the really, really slow boy.

I guess it isn't a good delousing unless I drip half of the stuff on me trying to find them. :)
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-11 09:08 PM
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1. Really?!1 You do some nearly-technical procedures?!1 Questions:
1) The obvious one: You deal with CATS?!1 (That would explain the Hugo thing.)

2) Words fail me, but I'll soldier on.

3) Sounds like cats are smart. I wouldn't know, I don't know any.

4) I'm still waiting for my red beret.

5) Saw the last half of "Elizabeth" last night (Cate BLANCHETT), wish you were here.

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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-11 09:18 PM
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3. It's more like, they deal with me.
:)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-11 09:17 PM
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2. it's your apprehension they detect
seriously, you can be quiet as death but they detect your apprehension
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-11 09:20 PM
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4. Little bastards.
I'm the kings' Frontline taster. lol :)
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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-11 08:28 AM
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5. Cats can also hear your eyelids opening
It's a fact. You could look it up. They can detect the flutter of my eyelids at 7:30 a.m., even if they are several rooms away. Food-yowling commences. FML.
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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-11 10:11 AM
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6. Mine can/could hear me removing a can of tuna from the pantry shelf.
They could hear it from the other side of the house. They only do/did this when I remove a can of tuna or salmon, and not a can of beans or other foodstuff. My remaining cat can hear me pick up the key to the deadbolt lock off of the mantle when I want to open up the back door. Sometimes, I try to be extra quiet about it, to a point where I can't hear it from a foot away. Yet, she comes running from wherever she is... How the hell do they do it???
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backwoodsbob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-11 10:31 AM
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7. tried frontline?
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