MiddleFingerMom wants to know -- WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE TO ALCOHOL NOWADAYS?!?!?!?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[solara]

1. LOL!

Boy is that the truth



:kick:

[bluesbassman]

2. It ain't the octane, it's the mileage.

:P

apostrophe edit. Damn superheroes!

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. That IS the truth!!!! Back around 1980, I had a cute bartender tell me that one...

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...of the things that caught her attention about me is that sometimes I would
come in and drink virtually a whole bottle of scotch -- yet she, with her
trained eye, couldn't spot any of the usual signs of impairment (she didn't
know I was peeing myself below the level of the bartop).
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Within the last coupla years?
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Two beers and I can hear MYSELF slurring my words.
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I guess it's just a natural decrease in talent when you leave the pro circuit.
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Side note: Within two days of the above incident, we became serious FWB that
lasted about two years -- when she moved to Connecticut to marry some guy.
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She was working on her THIRD Master's Degree in psychology and her thesis
was on natural aphrodisiacs. I became her "test subject".
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I miss her.
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I miss her a LOT!!!!!
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