How Cats Consider The World

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

[graywarrior]

1. It forgot "scratch the fuck out of it"

[LoveMyCali]

2. With my cat

even if it is food, he'll rub on it before he eats it. Maybe he's just weird.

[graywarrior]

3. Mine scoops his dry food into his water bowl

If I place the water bowl to far from his food bowl, he pulls a nutty.

[alphafemale]

6. I've heard cats do that because the have poor depth perception.

That helps them judge the water depth a little better and keep from getting their nose wet.

[sakabatou]

4. And bite the fuck out of it.

[graywarrior]

8. Or drag poops from the litter box onto the kitchen floor all because

he was left alone for one night.

[Flaxbee]

10. How's Kamere? Where's a photo of his gorgeous face?

:hi: gray

[graywarrior]

11. Kamere is getting more ornery and more lazy

[Flaxbee]

13. good boy!

:D

[mainegreen]

5. I'd add something about 'It it invisible? Yes->Hiss / No->Rub on it'

Or something like that.
Plus you need some way to get to the option where the cat makes that 'ack-ack-ack' noise they do at microscopic indoor bugs.

[graywarrior]

7. LOL

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Is it small enough to carry? Yes-> Drop in water dish.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Dogs have a slightly different approach:

IS IT FOOD?
YES --> EAT IT
NO ---> IS IT ANIMATE?
YES ---> FUCK IT
NO ----> PISS ON IT

[cyglet]

12. At least cats distinguish between food and non food

How many times have I said to the dogs..."WHY did you eat that?"

Too many.

[graywarrior]

14. Hahahahaha!

[sakabatou]

15. Cats also eat less in one sitting

My dog once ate a whole salmon fillet.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. My cat stole and devoured a pork chop.

[charlie and algernon]

16. really? then can you tell my roommate's cat that the cat liter is NOT food?

:rofl:

[cyglet]

19. Is it corn or

regular litter?

[charlie and algernon]

20. it's just the regular Tidy Cats litter

Granted, I've never seen her jump in the box and just start chowing down, but if there's any on the floor, she'll try to eat that.