KICK ASS AWESOME DU LOUNGE CHALLENGE FOR 09/09/11

[datasuspect]

your challenge is:

guess what i have in my pants!

AWESOME!!!!!!!1111111111111

[mainegreen]

1. Lenin?

[Bucky]

15. No, just "Skid" Marx

[Bake]

17. WE HAVE A WINNER!

:woohoo:

Bake

[ohiosmith]

2. Your left hand.

:shrug:

[Boojatta]

3. Four legs?

Four legs good, two legs bad. :)

[MrCoffee]

4. Pudding

I'm guessing banana pudding.

[rrneck]

5. That depends

Are you glad to see us?

[polly7]

6. Not enough information to say. Skinny pants? Pajama pants? Cargo pants? nt.

[LynneSin]

7. A lobster

:rofl:

[Iggo]

8. Bilbo, is that you?

[siligut]

9. Ants?

I am guessing ants. Unless you are asking what you have in your pants POCKET, then I say keys. So, either ants or keys.

[Bucky]

10. Trick question -- you always visit DU "sans culottes."

[datasuspect]

11. i will accept that as the correct answer

"time machine" would have been acceptable too.

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Missed you

:rofl:

[rug]

12. Awesome is a relative term.

[taterguy]

14. Schweddy Balls

[LiberalEsto]

16. Don't forget the Schweddy weiner nt

[madinmaryland]

18. A dildo. (vibrating)

[ornotna]

19. Your neck n/t

[chollybocker]

20. Is it power steering??

Oops, I forgot you said "AWESOME!!!!!!!1111111111111."

Is it ABBA?

[Bucky]

21. As the pirate captain said, "Aye, it's the power steering... and it's driving me nuts!"

[HopeHoops]

22. Last night's eggplant parmesan and six of those bread sticks from Olive Garden ALONG WITH...

...the woman who was breastfeeding her baby in the booth behind you, her baby, and her baby's poopie diaper that slipped off somewhere in the middle of the night.