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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-11 11:34 AM
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Imagine if Alan Rickman was the voice of your GPS...
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-11 11:38 AM
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1. You turned right when I said left...
...50 miles from your gas tank.
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mysuzuki2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-11 11:52 AM
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2. Well, I'd certainly prefer him over Ozzie Osbourn
jeez, you'd be a mile past your turnoff before Ozzie finished telling you to turn.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-11 11:58 AM
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3. You have arrived at your destination . . . Obviously.
Even if you succeed, you feel like you've failed.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-11 12:19 PM
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4. Considering that my "GPS" is something called a "Key Map"
I'm still trying to figure out how I'm supposed to hear his voice from the printed words only... :P
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-11 12:38 PM
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5. I would be scared sh*tless.
That is all.

Bake
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-11 12:54 PM
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6. Snoop Dogg does GPS voice for British systems.
"Check it, ya'll - in about a hundred yards, you'll enter a roundabout - round and round and round we go!"

mikey_the_rat
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-11 01:07 PM
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7. "Quite a late hour. The wife might think you're . . . . . . . . . . . . UP . . . . to something."
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