Somebody's dog killed my chipmunk at the dog park

[NightWatcher]

Bout damn time too, the little smartass wouldn't shut up.

[taterguy]

1. What kind of dumbass takes a chipmunk to a dog park?

[NightWatcher]

3. Where else should I have taken him to test his porkchop scented cologne?

It worked

[taterguy]

4. What kind of dumbass gives a chipmunk porckchop scented cologne?

[NightWatcher]

5. He was threatening to break up the band

[undeterred]

6. My dog misused him Ripped him up and abused him

Another junkie plan
Pushin' dope for the man
A terrible blow
But that's how it goes
A freddies on the corner now
If you wanna be a junkie, wow
Remember freddies dead

[taterguy]

10. So just because he's a chipmunk he's on dope?

That's real progressive.

Way to profile.

[undeterred]

11. He's Freddie.

[taterguy]

15. Lots of people named Freddie aren't on dope

[undeterred]

2. OMG

Was his name Freddie? Freddies Dead.

[Ptah]

7. Was it a Pit Bull?

[undeterred]

8. What's a Pit Bull?

[RebelOne]

9. A big dog with lots of teeth. n/t

[Ptah]

12. A breed of dog that is the only one strong enough to

Never mind.

[undeterred]

13. Even the sweetest looking dog can kill a chipmunk

and toss it around the dog park just for fun.

[Ptah]

14. oops

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. ALVIN!!!!