My box turtle killed a narwhal at Baskin Robbins today.

[ohiosmith]

[NightWatcher]

1. Fuck NO!!!!

[ohiosmith]

2. They may create a flavor to commemorate the incident.

[NightWatcher]

3. I just pictured a highschooler mixing on a cold stone

A little turtle with some narwhal mixed in


I find Cold Stone Creamery to be pretentious

[ohiosmith]

6. Only the waffle cones are pretentious.

[surrealAmerican]

4. That wasn't a narwhal ...

... and you weren't in Baskin Robbins. It was "fudgie the whale" with a sugar cone stuck on his snout: you were in Carvel.

[ohiosmith]

7. You don't know where I was, and you don't know what my turtle killed. Go back to your knitting.

[madinmaryland]

5. FUCK YEAH!!!!

[ohiosmith]

8. It was glorious. Glorious I tell you.

[quakerboy]

9. Thats like saying

your Jerry Mathers killed Chuck Norris at Olive Garden.

[ohiosmith]

10. That's just silly.

:rofl:

[7wo7rees]

11. It's not that box turtles are so badass....

...it's just that narwhals are pussies. THERE'S a Baskin Robbins flavor for ya!

[ohiosmith]

15. Hahahaha!

:thumbsup:

[Skittles]

12. SCHEDULING NARWHAL-KILLING OHIO BOX TURTLE FOR ASS KICKING

yes INDEED

[ohiosmith]

16. Hey! The narwhal should never have tried to horn in the line. Its fate was sealed however when he

gave Dickie the stink eye when told to move his blubber the the back of the queue. From that point on all that was needed was rice and wasabi.

[Bake]

13. Narwhal couldn't stab him 'cause he's got that great SHELL!

Ha! Take THAT, narwhal bastid!!

:hi:

Bake

[ohiosmith]

18. Damn straight! Narwhal learned first fin the meaning of shell shock.

:thumbsup:

[HopeHoops]

14. So what you're saying is that they had two BONUS flavors of ice cream today.

[ohiosmith]

19. Narwhal Swirl and Whipped Whale.

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

17. Was the Baskin Robbins next to an Olive Garden?

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

21. Dickie doesn't like OG. They don't have foie gras.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

20. This thread needs pictures

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Avenging-Narwhal-Play-Set.html

[ohiosmith]

22. You notice, no Dickie. The word is out, don't dick with box turtles.

:toast:

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

23. True, you don't dick with box turtles

Afterall, a dick is like a large worm (bad thought :scared: )

Anyway, I figured I would also share the unicorn doing in the mime:

[ohiosmith]

24. That is great. I need me some.

:toast: