Where do babies come from?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Poll question: Where do babies come from?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[krispos42]

17. *snort*

:spray: :rofl:

[Angleae]

2. Um

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kSq3Fr1gUw

[HopeHoops]

3. A big fiasco involving a lot of grunting, bodily fluids, blood, and stuff that goes into haggis.

My wife had all three of ours at home so I can attest to these things.

[ashling]

6. Where do you get your haggis?

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

7. Monty Python, mostly.

[dawg]

4. Cleveland.

Cleveland, Georgia, that is!

[charlie and algernon]

5. get married, buy a house, get settled in and have three hot meals a day

That's according to Hugh Laurie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwo8qxUit00

[MicaelS]

8. From the bottom of a long glass tube n/t

[OffWithTheirHeads]

9. I suspect they come from the worm in the bottle of Mezcal.

I know for a fact that many of them come from some form of alcohol.

[Incitatus]

10. The ninth circle of hell?

[Swede]

11. When mommy and daddy kiss naked.

I heard someone's child say that.

[struggle4progress]

12. I think folk what has one is more often concerned bout where the baby is goin:

they ain't gotta whole lotta spare time to wonder about where the baby was come from

[MountainLaurel]

13. To quote my grandfather

In his explanation to my mom about where she came from: "A crow $h!+ you on a stump and the sun hatched you."

[Arugula Latte]

14. From eggs, silly.

[RedCloud]

15. They come from the newborn area of your local hospital, trust me.

I used to work near one.

[brendan120678]

16. Yep...my wife has visited that section of our local hospital twice...

and both times she came home with a new kid.

She's planning another trip there mid-December. Wonder what she'll come home with this time??

[RedCloud]

19. Mine came home with one on 9/9/99 and they said it was free!

Yeah computer crashes!

[krispos42]

18. The hospital.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

[Iggo]

20. How is babby formed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1Y

[KamaAina]

21. babies.com.

:P

[Major Nikon]

22. I've heard it can happen by sharing the same bathwater

Opinions seem to be mixed, though.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090503141958AAsIUAs

[LiberalEsto]

23. From under a cabbage leaf

They are left there by the Easter Bunny.