A line in a story I never expected to see.

[pepperbear]

"it's actually not the first time an aquatic animal has made its way up a man's urethra."


http://www.aol.com/2011/09/13/eel-swims-up-mans-penis_n_960865.html

[rug]

1. Cute devil.

[chollybocker]

2. There's an entire industry built on

men who enjoy sticking metal rods up their penises. Dowsing, I think it's called. Not my cup of tea, but there ya go...

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. "Dowsing" USED to mean when someone with "extreme vibrational sensitivity" would take a forked stick

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I could have lived my entire life fully and completely without ever finding out about
the contemporary practice of "dowsing".
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Be still, my part.
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[chollybocker]

4. Well, well, well. Three holes in the ground.

;)

Humans is something, eh?

[pepperbear]

5. you might be thinking of "sounding"

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. That be "sounding" like this:

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:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
:scared::scared:.........................:scared::scared:
:scared::scared:.........................:scared::scared:
:scared::scared:...........:freak:........:scared::scared:
:scared::scared:.........................:scared::scared:
:scared::scared:.........................:scared::scared:
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[chollybocker]

8. Sounding. That's it.

Thanks, pb. I try to keep up. :)

[Denninmi]

9. Um, yeah, no thanks.

I had to be repeatedly catheterized after abdominal surgery back in 2007 because my bladder apparently went to sleep from the various meds, and they were cranking fluids in me like crazy. It was definitely NOT a pleasant experience. It wasn't the fact that the mostly female nurses were doing it, they could care less, it was the fact that it physically hurt a lot, and I was pumped full of morphine at that point.

[applegrove]

7. Yup. I remember hearing that there is a little bug/worm that does that in the Amazon River.

I will never go swimming in the Amazon River because of this...and I'm female.