IT'S A COOKBOOK! ***Semi-Annual DU SPOILERS Thread*** Post NOTHING BUT SPOILERS Here!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

OK, I'll go first.

At the end of "Newhart," Bob Newhart wakes up with Suzanne Pleshette, his wife from the "Bob Newhart Show" series, and finds out that the entire "Newhart" series was a dream!

YOUR TURN!

:eyes:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Keyser Soze

is Verbal Kint.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. The Bruce Willis character in The Sixth Sense

was dead the whole time.

[NYC_SKP]

3. "M*A*S*H" has a really good first couple seasons then goes down hill and doesn't recover.

...

:P

[applegrove]

20. On the M*A*S*H note... it wasn't a chicken it was a baby.

[NYC_SKP]

22. *spoiler*!!!!

:rofl:

[applegrove]

30. I remember jumping up out of my seat I was so shocked when Hawkeye came to that realization.

[peacefreak]

4. Tommy Westphall

made the whole thing up by staring into his snow globe.

[Recovered Repug]

5. Ned Stark gets his head cut off.

What do you expect? Sean Bean is a two-legged spoiler.

[kayakjohnny]

6. Dorothy gets hit on the head with a piece of tornado shrapnel, and then has a dream

where the people in her life are a whole lot more interesting than they really are.

Then gets hit on the head again with the reality that they are all just black and white and rather drab after all.

Sad really.

[charlie and algernon]

7. Andy only takes 19 years to tunnel out of prison.

[tblue]

39. And Red gets out, gets money Andy left him, and meets Andy in Zihuatanejo.

[fishwax]

8. it's a sled

[TK421]

28. ROSEBUD!! ROSEBUD!!!

[pokerfan]

9. spoiler alert

[Zephie]

10. Darth Vader is Luke's Father.

[pokerfan]

11. Soylent Green is People! (n/t)

[Graybeard]

12. HAL can lip-read. n/t

[pokerfan]

13. a spoilers poster (jpg image)

[pokerfan]

14. It was Earth all along!

Planet of the Apes

[tishaLA]

15. Dil is actually a pre-op transsexual

so don't act surprised when you see a penis

[Lydia Leftcoast]

16. River Song is

Amy and Rory's daughter grown up.

[NightWatcher]

17. Nicole Kidman and her kids are the ghosts

The Others was a great spin on the haunted house movie

[Xipe Totec]

18. Raymunda's Mother is not a ghost

And she murdered her husband and her husband's lover.

[NightWatcher]

19. Norman was his Mother

[edbermac]

21. Citizen Kane is on TCM now, so Rosebud is Kane's sled.

Though the better backstory is that it was William Randolph Hearst's nickname for his mistress Marion Davies' clitoris.

The last word from a dying man's lips...

[petronius]

23. Harriet isn't the axe murderer. Rose is... (nt)

[pacalo]

24. In "Homocidal", Miriam Webster & her half-brother, Warren, were

THE SAME PERSON!

One of the scariest movies I saw as a young girl.

[msanthrope]

25. Tyler Durden isn't a different person. nt

[LynneSin]

26. At the end of the movie Titanic - the boat sinks

:rofl:

[Recovered Repug]

27. The Planet of the Apes (original version)

is really earth in the future. You blew it up. Damn you. Damn you all to hell.

[NewJeffCT]

29. Ned Stark gets his head chopped off...

Khal Drogo dies pitifully, getting smothered by a pillow.
Renly Baratheon gets killed by a shadow
Robb & Catelyn Stark get killed at Edmure Tully's wedding, aka, the Red Wedding
Cat gets resurrected by Beric Dondarrion and becomes Lady Stoneheart
Jamie Lannister becomes a good guy
Dany turns the Unsullied on their former masters
Jon Snow gets elected to head the Night's Watch after the Old Bear is murdered. Snow later gets killed by some Watch members.

[Aristus]

31. Jonathan E defeats the New York team single-handedly,

and rolls off into an uncertain future...

[pokerfan]

32. Ripley and the cat are the only survivors of the Nostromo

Alien (1979)

[nolabear]

33. Bill Hendrickson gets killed by an irate neighbor.

Prompting me to say "THANK GOD" for the first time in many years.

[pokerfan]

34. The shark kills Quint (Robert Shaw),

Brody (Roy Scheider) kills the shark. He and Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss) swim home.

Jaws (1975)

[pokerfan]

35. Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan fall in love and live happily ever after

Joe Versus the Volcano (1990), Sleepless in Seatle (1993) and You've Got Mail (1998).

[tblue]

36. Thelma & Louise drive off a cliff. nt

[tblue]

37. Sarah's little brother is still in the closet, dead. nt

[pokerfan]

38. World War III averted

WarGames (1983)

[pokerfan]

40. World War III happens

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

[WolverineDG]

41. Tom Hanks dies in "Saving Private Ryan" nt

[pokerfan]

42. Rocky Balboa wins the final fight

Rocky II (1979)
Rocky III (1982)
Rocky IV (1985)
Rocky V (1990)