What self-help book would you write today if you had to? What would the title be?

[applegrove]

I have been trying to work out what god means to me because of AA. I was in a long car trip in the back seat and was afraid the car would crash (ptsd) and I could not relax. I started playing with a bungee cord and stuck my finger in a little hole in the plastic end of the cord. My fears disappeared. As long as my finger was in that hole I felt secure and comforted. And I realized I had taken comfort from something outside of myself. Which is a start. So I would write a book called "God is a Bungee Cord".

[HopeHoops]

1. "How to Stop Being a Stupid Fucking Asshole Dickweed"

There's a HUGE market for that.

[MrCoffee]

5. Holy crap, that's eerily close to mine..."Quit Being Such a Tool"

I've also got a whole spin-off line of merchandise, including journals, calendars and inspirational coffee mugs.

[HopeHoops]

6. Your title would be more likely to make it onto the shelves.

[rurallib]

2. "When Someone Offers Advice, Keep Your Hand On Your Wallet."

[av8rdave]

3. How to not be a Scavanged Carcass Until You're Actually Dead

[LynneSin]

4. He's just not worth the heartache and misery - really, really not worth it

:D

[Kali]

7. "You really don't need all that shit, you know."

about living with less crap
including such taken for granted luxuries as airconditioning, fast internet, working motor vehicles or even running water
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