Town Searching For Toe-Sucking Assailant

[WillParkinson]

Town Searching For Toe-Sucking Assailant

Foot fetishes aren't against the law in Conway, Ark., but police there say one man has crossed the line.

Police have received two complaints in the past week about a man who seems desperate to suck women's toes.

"We want him off the streets," Conway police spokeswoman LaTresha Woodruff told Reuters.

Last Saturday, Ruth Harris, 83, told police she was sitting in front of her apartment when a man approached and said he liked her feet. According to a police report, the man took off one of her shoes and began sucking on her toe.

"The man then asked if he could kiss her and she had told him no and told him he was crazy," the report stated.


Read more: http://www.wisn.com/news/29232892/detail.html#ixzz1YxGAnjKU


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Hell no you can't kiss me after where your mouth has been.

[Major Nikon]

1. Sounds like Dick Morris is back in Arkansas

Just sayin'

[Angry Dragon]

2. I thought MFM was taking it easy??

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. THAT IS ANCIENT HISTORY, DAMMIT!!!!

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OK, OK... I WAS sentenced to prison because of it, but
I was eventuslly pardoned by the governor at 18 months
because my attorneys hadn't made it clear enough to
the jury that they were my OWN toes.
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Here's the only known photo of me during those prison years.
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The notorious "Babyface MFM":
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[Angry Dragon]

7. ............

:silly:

[struggle4progress]

3. the man with soleful eyes

[WillParkinson]

4. You heel...

That was bad. :P

[dimbear]

6. Know how they communicate in Conway?

Conway Twitter.

[valerief]

8. Foot artists want to elevate the foot, not cheapen it like fookers (foot hookers).

http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/90003

[Major Nikon]

9. Looks like they caught him. The big surprise is that it wasn't Dick Morris

'Toe Suck Fairy,' Michael Wyatt, Arrested For Recent Toe Sucking Threats In Arkansas

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/26/toe-suck-fairy-michael-wy_n_982150.html

[KamaAina]

10. For those of you playing along at home:

there is a place nearby there called Toad Suck (seriesly!), and it has a ferry. Hence, "Toe Suck Fairy". :rofl: