Nude stretchie pants

[rug]

[ohiosmith]

1. A space in hell has been reserved for you.

:cry: my eyes, my eyes!

[redwitch]

2. I want to say something profound here.

But words fail me.

[kayakjohnny]

3. You just fucked up the whole internet with that post.

I hope you're happy now.

[bluesbassman]

4. Let your freak flag fly, as the saying went.

However, damn. :wow:

[Major Nikon]

5. Spandex is a privilege, not a right

nt

[pacalo]

6. :snaps fingers to the beat: "Something's gotta give..."

[Major Nikon]

7. I wouldn't want to be around it when it does

Looks to be an OSHA violation at best and a violation of the laws of humanity at worst.

[sakabatou]

8. MY EYES!

[texanwitch]

9. She is behind a desk.

Her ankles are covered.

I thought it was her skin at first.

She spends all day behind that desk, checking people out.

That is one boring job.

I am trying to be positive here.



There is 421 views but only 9 posts.

:eyes:

[PRETZEL]

18. There is 421 views but only 9 posts

Because the rest of us are absolutely speechless...........

:crazy:

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. What makes you ASSume it's a "she"?

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(sigh) That was a good gig while it lasted.
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[texanwitch]

11. Looks like a she from the back.

I had a job checking out people, the longest 8 hours a day of my life.

[Major Nikon]

12. Purple shoes

Just sayin'

[petronius]

13. I really doubt she perceives that color as 'nude' - unless she's making an

ironic statement about societal assumptions and privileges, of course.

Also, that store really needs to put some more ergonomic flooring behind the check-stand...

[Lucian]

14. He's wearing a Lowes smock.

How is that acceptable for the employee to wear? Isn't there a dress code?

[Bombero1956]

15. sis boom bah!!

that's the sound the body makes when the stretchies come off.

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Obviously I did not give adequate consideration to the possible downsides of this OP.

[Bake]

17. OK, I wish I hadn't seen that.

Never going to Lowe's again.

:hi:

Bake

[seabeyond]

19. the upside... wonderful incentives for health and fitness

i am the first to argue bigotry to weight. and it really does not effect me with other people. but i do note, when i see overweight, it is a huge incentive for me to stay healthy and fit. so not only a whatever (though, what was she thinking, lol), but a thank you, too.

[Yavin4]

20. Why Did Someone Invent This?

Is this the best that we can do? Really? From putting a man on the moon to the PC to the internet to nude stretchy pants?