NEW RULES FOR THE DU LOUNGE!!! Please read - thank you very much!

[LynneSin]

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[Phentex]

1. Why would anybody open the door with a mushroom?

What the hell is that sign about?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. either way, that second picture looks painful

:o :rofl:

[HopeHoops]

3. If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

[Lucian]

4. I never knew I could open a door with my penis.

I should try that the next time I need to tinkle out in public. :)

[Major Nikon]

5. Reminds me of an old joke

The doorbell rings at the cathouse and the madam answers the door. She looks around and doesn't see anyone till she looks down and sees a guy with no arms and legs.

She says, "What the hell do you think you're going to do here?"

He says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"