I should do something useful.

[Denninmi]

I've got dirty dishes, dirty laundry, a dirty kitchen floor, and a dog who claims he's dying of starvation (yeah, right, the vet always yells at me because he's too fat!).

So, why am I wasting time online? Can anyone tell me?

:shrug:

[ashling]

1. Because your soul longs for the commaradarie

of people like me who have got dirty dishes, dirty laundry, a dirty kitchen floor, and a dog who claims he's dying of starvation (yeah, right, the vet always yells at me because he's too fat!).

So, why am I wasting time online? Can anyone tell me?

[kayakjohnny]

2. Because my soul longs for the commaradarie of people like me who have got dirty dishes,

dirty laundry, a dirty kitchen floor, and a dog who claims he's dying of starvation (yeah, right, the vet always yells at me because he's too fat!).

So, why am I wasting your time online? Can anyone tell me?

[applegrove]

3. You are welcome to come over to my house and vacume if you want.

[sammytko]

4. Just do it and enjoy carefree surfing

Personally I can't stand a dirty kitchen, dirty laundry, dirty floors and my 6 dogs have food available 24/7.

I feel scattered and confused if I have a messy house - can't get anything done - ugh

Time yourself - see what you can do in 15 minutes.

But then I do not have to do laundry or dishes by hand - refuse to hand wash dishes - another yuck and to me laundry is super easy to do - its not like I'm at the creek pounding on rocks.

I vacuum my wood floors - faster, easier. I'm really lazy and automation is my friend.

[RedCloud]

5. Have you considered the dirt UNDER your house?

All our online thoughts go to the great cosmic highway.

[HopeHoops]

6. Fuck that noise.