Spellcheck just told me, and I quote, "Get a fucking dictionary, you brain-dead idiot".

[kayakjohnny]

Has this happened to any one else?

I'm sensing a little hostility here.

[dimbear]

1. Sass from programs is a sign of the apocalypse.

I have a cardgame that occasionally wonders out loud why I am not in bed at that hour.

[kayakjohnny]

2. Ha!

:thumbsup:

[BlueJazz]

3. I understand. When I start the Microsoft Hearts game, a voice says "Aw, Shit...You again"

[kayakjohnny]

4. My Microsoft Flight Simulator put up a prompt that said...

"By the way, I hope you don't plan on flying a REAL plane anytime soon".

I was kind of miffed by that.

[csziggy]

6. Mine freaked out when I accidentally landed in downtown Chicago

While trying to buzz the Sears Tower. After that it wouldn't let me play any more. I think it rescinded my virtual pilot's license.

[kentauros]

5. Just be wary if the paperclip shows up

and wants to help you write a "letter" :scared:

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

7. He goes away if you hit him with a hammer

[krispos42]

8. Mine's a little bit more polite

[HopeHoops]

9. Ask it if it knows what "defenestration" is. Perhaps that will improve its attitude.

[lg59kis]

10. holy crap

That's really strange...

[kayakjohnny]

11. Yes, strange. So I pm'd spellcheck back and said, "Hey man, what's up with the 'tude?"

So he pm's me back and says, "Well, I'm sorry for being so harsh, but I just don't think I can baby you through the rest of your adult life this way. You're going to have to start taking some responsibility for yourself".

So I pm him back and I say, "Fair enough, can't we just put this little episdoe behind us?"

And he writes back and says, "Yes, but it's 'episode', dumbass!"

So I think we're good now.