For some reason the pottery classes taught by HopeHoops were very popular

[LynneSin]

[HopeHoops]

1. Okay, you asked for it - true story.

My art teacher in college was a bit of a pervert. Unfortunately he died in a car accident while I was in college, but that was after my semester with him.

He showed us all kinds of slides and he seemed to be into pigs. He even cast an entire dead pig in plaster and poured concrete into it to make a statue. Weird, but he put it on one leg and it had no hips or mid-section.

Anyway, a lot of his slides were of creations he had made including little plastic pigs and penises. He even suggested that for our homecoming parade we should have a giant penis float with pigs walking up the shaft.

So, when we got to modeling clay, I immediately split my clay into two parts and made a couple in female dominant position (with her CLEARLY in the middle of an orgasm). He liked it. So, he gave me a shitload more clay, I made a base, and framed the two in a pair of hands (one male, one female) touching fingers over them like a cathedral.

I got an A in the class.

[LynneSin]

3. Did you graduate from LVC

The Art teacher there was a perv too

[HopeHoops]

4. CUP

[TK421]

2. cue Unchained Melody

[HopeHoops]

5. I'm thinking more that song from the early 80's - "I'm Your Penis"

Or was it "Venus"? Never could tell.

[TK421]

6. Bananarama...I think your guess is closer to the truth!

[HopeHoops]

7. That fucking cow bell is STILL triggering my epilepsy. I'll get the Sponge Bob to work.

I'm not that great with animated GIFs, but I'll get that fucker to work.

[LynneSin]

8. So what does this do?

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[HopeHoops]

9. If that shit puts me back in the hospital I'm going to be REALLY fucking pissed.

[LynneSin]

10. OMG are you serious

If so I'm sorry

:cry:

[HopeHoops]

11. Sadly, yes - I'll get that poll-dancing Sponge Bob to work, damn it.