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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 03:59 PM Original message |
Bored off your ass? Post whatever random crap you can think of here. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
1. As God is my witness... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:09 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I should paint the ceiling! |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
3. How 'bout random fishcrap? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:11 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Wonder where I put those valve stems! |
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charlie and algernon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
4. Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:12 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. The dryer stopped! |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
7. I'm hungry |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:19 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. What the hell kinda bug is that? |
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
8. I'll be clipping my nails shortly. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:23 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. How do you know when sour cream is spoiled? |
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Major Nikon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:05 PM Response to Reply #12 |
30. The same way you tell if yogurt has spoiled |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:09 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. If God took acid, would he see people? |
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Major Nikon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:16 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. An answer would imply belief in a creater and ruler of the universe |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 06:04 PM Response to Reply #34 |
43. Katzenjammer Kids! |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:36 PM Response to Reply #8 |
37. toe or finger? |
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Evergreen Emerald (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 08:36 PM Response to Reply #37 |
64. That depends...nose or mouth? |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 10:00 AM Response to Reply #8 |
85. *burp* |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
10. This is for you, Pruneface! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:24 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. Record Judge Judy at 4:30. |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:01 PM Response to Reply #13 |
27. Agate, not aggregate |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:03 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Buckeye! Why the hell buckeye? |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
11. herefords sure don't bring the kind of money they should |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:32 PM Response to Reply #11 |
16. Where the hell is Old Zealand? |
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SwissTony (240 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 02:02 PM Response to Reply #16 |
98. It's in Holland. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
14. I got the error message when I tried to post just now. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:36 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Windex! |
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aikoaiko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
15. the chair is against the wall |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:42 PM Response to Reply #15 |
20. Cheese curds! Deep fried cheese curds! |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:43 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. bastard! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:50 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Shiner Bock! |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 09:55 AM Response to Reply #15 |
84. John has a long mustache...but where is that from? I can't remember |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
18. Gluten free beer is not as shit as I thought |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:51 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. Daylight savings time! |
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Avalux (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
19. I'm procrastinating starting a Wound Management training CD.... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:56 PM Response to Reply #19 |
26. Do fish get thirsty? |
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Avalux (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:55 PM Response to Reply #26 |
41. Only for vodka. n/t |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 06:02 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. What do batteries run on? |
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Avalux (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 06:14 PM Response to Reply #42 |
46. I wish the sun would quit shining in the window. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 07:34 PM Response to Reply #46 |
54. Peanut oil! |
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Phoonzang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
22. I hope my date is over quickly tomorrow so I can go home and play Skyrim. nt |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:02 PM Response to Reply #22 |
28. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? |
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Gold Metal Flake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
23. Visit Shorpy! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:13 PM Response to Reply #23 |
33. Why pine? Why not oleander or palm? |
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Gold Metal Flake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:38 PM Response to Reply #33 |
38. Elmo liked to smell his pits in gym class. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 06:09 PM Response to Reply #38 |
44. What part of a turkey does turkey bacon come from? |
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Gold Metal Flake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 10:38 PM Response to Reply #44 |
67. 33, more or less. Turn right at the Winn-Dixie. |
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Amaril (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
32. I bought some awesome duct tape just yesterday |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:24 PM Response to Reply #32 |
36. Wheatabix! How can they eat that shit? |
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Major Nikon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
35. Does 'bi-weekly' mean twice per week or every other week? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 07:47 PM Response to Reply #35 |
57. What the hell is a " Nittany" lion? |
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Major Nikon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 01:06 AM Response to Reply #57 |
77. Same principle as a horny frog |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
39. All I got is |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
40. What if Joe Namath had gone to Penn State? |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 07:28 PM Response to Reply #40 |
50. Joe Montana also from western PA |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 07:28 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. self-delete |
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
45. Damn, where is Random Thoughts when you need him. That guy would dominate this thread! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 08:14 PM Response to Reply #45 |
61. Butterfinger! |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 10:40 PM Response to Reply #61 |
68. Sedagive?!?!?!?!? |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 11:41 PM Response to Reply #45 |
72. +8 |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
47. My cat! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 08:24 PM Response to Reply #47 |
62. Dust bunnies! |
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GoCubsGo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 02:21 PM Response to Reply #47 |
102. I am the cat heater. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
48. The crows are circling in my backyard. They know something's up. nt |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 11:08 PM Response to Reply #48 |
70. Damn cold sores! |
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
49. If our eyes didn't swivel around freely, we'd have to make the jerky head motions |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 11:45 PM Response to Reply #49 |
73. Cats can't move their eyeballs? nt |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
52. It is possible to perform CPR on a dog |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 10:13 AM Response to Reply #52 |
87. Bacon! |
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Evergreen Emerald (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
53. I cut back the branches of my apple tree too far. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 12:32 PM Response to Reply #53 |
91. Martini day! |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
55. How many insect legs are in a pile of dust? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 01:43 PM Response to Reply #55 |
96. Check the propane! |
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handmade34 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
56. Delbert McClinton |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 10:06 AM Response to Reply #56 |
86. love him. |
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NRaleighLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
58. It would be really boring to go on trips with Rudy Maxa or Rick Steves (both have travel shows). |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 02:03 PM Response to Reply #58 |
99. Maybe a bloody Mary instead of a martini! |
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
59. How many people actually come through on the 'you owe me a new keyboard' debt? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 02:06 PM Response to Reply #59 |
100. Damn dishwasher! |
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TheCentepedeShoes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
60. I have stayed in several |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 02:37 PM Response to Reply #60 |
104. Fluffy, warm bathrobe. Ahhhh! |
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Maccagirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 08:34 PM Response to Original message |
63. Batman was the campiest/stupidest show ever. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 03:14 PM Response to Reply #63 |
105. Spam! |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
65. Here I am bored off my ass while some jerk tries to beat me off! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 05:07 PM Response to Reply #65 |
107. 1,0000 fucking channels, and nothing is on! |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
66. I accidentally put nutmeg on my white russian. |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
69. I'll be in my bunk. |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
71. There are 6,076.115 feet in a nautical mile nt |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 11:47 PM Response to Original message |
74. I have to Lok-Tite the knob on the shower head selector n/t |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-11 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
75. Bollywood! |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 12:45 AM Response to Original message |
76. Oh, it itches! |
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Major Nikon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 01:15 AM Response to Original message |
78. Why is the GPS line magenta? |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 01:35 AM Response to Original message |
79. My cat walks in zig-zags just to trip me |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 01:43 AM Response to Reply #79 |
80. Serpentine Shel, Serpentine! |
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pacalo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 02:23 AM Response to Original message |
81. How about playing some Nintendo 3 games... |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 07:55 AM Response to Original message |
82. My butt itches where I keep my wallet. I hate walletitis. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 09:45 AM Response to Original message |
83. How much is a brazillion?? |
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GreydeeThos (29 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
88. Bought a Foghat album a while back |
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GreydeeThos (29 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 11:45 AM Response to Reply #88 |
89. Bought another Foghat album a while back |
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HappyMe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
90. I have to wash up those dishes. |
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texanwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 01:15 PM Response to Original message |
92. I am sitting here waiting for Sears to come out, any time from 8 am to 4 pm. |
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 01:36 PM Response to Original message |
93. I can't find my blue scissors. |
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
94. It sounds like some people are saying, "Isn - tit". But they really aren't. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
95. work, work, work, work, |
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HappyMe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
97. Thick juicy cheeseburger. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 02:17 PM Response to Reply #97 |
101. Confused customers |
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GoCubsGo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-11-11 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
103. I wanna twirl! |
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106. I would be disappointed if somebody sent me |
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