If there's one place you could be ASSURED you wouldn't die, where would that be?

[HopeHoops]

Me? Taco Bell.

That's just so wrong.

[amyrose2712]

1. The Carousel?

[HopeHoops]

2. The Dizzy Dead? - actually that sounds like a great name for a tribute band.

[amyrose2712]

4. Be renewed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSnLU9nyFSA

Carousel Death Ritual From Logan's Run

[Chan790]

3. In bed with a Republican.

OTOH, I'd have to change my dating habits. :evilgrin:

[Deep13]

10. Don't be so quick to rule out a grudge fuck. nt

[frogmarch]

5. in the jaws of a shark

or in the jaws of a predatory land animal.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Well, given my particular situation. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... this is theoretically, of course...

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[MilesColtrane]

7. On the trapeze, wearing the crotchless rubber penguin outfit, in between the doberman and the dwarf

Oh...you mean what locale...

nevermind

[Tom Ripley]

8. In a car

[fNord]

15. That has happened to me.......

My best friend has assured me (with ethereal seriousness) that he will never kill me in a car. All other bets are off, of coarse.

[Deep13]

9. a nursing home nt

[Danger Mouse]

11. among strangers. or alone.

[dimbear]

12. Let's just say "Elvis" style and leave it at that. n/t

[fNord]

13. a cemetery...If your alredy dead you cant die.

[sakabatou]

14. A bathroom