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marmar
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Wed Nov-16-11 07:15 PM Original message |
Burglar high on bath salts breaks into family's home, puts up Christmas decorations |
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ohiosmith
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Wed Nov-16-11 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
1. Ungrateful bastards. No good deed goes unpunished. |
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freshwest
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Wed Nov-16-11 09:01 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. Dammed straight. I'm gonna settle for a Christmas screensaver this year. And fireplace videos. |
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whistler162
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Wed Nov-16-11 09:22 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Quick report this family to Bill O'Reilly.... they are |
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madinmaryland
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Wed Nov-16-11 09:30 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. AND he cooked them a turducken! Ungrateful! |
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ellisonz
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Wed Nov-16-11 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
2. Oh bath salts. What can't you do? |
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Demoiselle
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Wed Nov-16-11 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
3. How do I get him to come to my house? |
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Demoiselle
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Wed Nov-16-11 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
4. Dupe delete. |
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suninvited
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Wed Nov-16-11 11:54 PM Response to Original message |
8. If he breaks into my house and puts up my decorations |
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JCMach1
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Thu Nov-17-11 03:20 AM Response to Original message |
9. A Counter-Terrorist in the War Against Christmas! |
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WinkyDink
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Thu Nov-17-11 06:57 AM Response to Original message |
10. If he were smart, he'd hire himself out! He could at least lug my stuff up from the basement! |
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HopeHoops
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Thu Nov-17-11 07:59 AM Response to Original message |
11. How do they know he's not really Santa? |
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Major Nikon
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Thu Nov-17-11 09:37 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. ...or Jesus? |
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HopeHoops
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Thu Nov-17-11 09:41 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Couldn't be Jesus - he's not blonde with blue eyes. |
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Major Nikon
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Thu Nov-17-11 09:46 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. This is what Jesus looks like |
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HopeHoops
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Thu Nov-17-11 09:48 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. That is a good one, eh? |
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