"Excellent! You're hired."

[MrScorpio]

[Initech]

1. A lot of alarming thing on that resume but "literasy skills" = fail.

[Name removed]

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[suninvited]

3. that has to be a fake

for one thing that woman is nowhere close to being 43 years old. Even a 43 with a very rough life wouldn't look that old.

[NewJeffCT]

4. I'd believe 43 years of experience

before 43 years old

[NewJeffCT]

5. personal hygiene on request?

I would hope I wouldn't need to request somebody to have personal hygiene?

"Sorry, I only shower when the boss wants me to..."

[geardaddy]

6. lol

That struck me, too. :rofl:

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

7. This is the flier you give to that couple with the terrible kids.

"Look I found you this great babysitter!"

(Just make sure you change her qualifications a bit to make sure she is hired)

[Old Troop]

8. So that's where my sister ended up