MiddleFingerMom has what can extremely KINDLY be referred to as "situational table manners"

[MiddleFingerMom]

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.

[Brickbat]

1. Like a sir.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. If I EVER need a Heimlich maneuver...

.
.
.
... it will be from accidentally inhaling that "twirl" of spaghetti that will JUST NOT STOP GROWING!!!!!
.
.
.
:rofl:
.
.
.