LIQUOR is to ALCOHOLIC as BEER is to _________

[NightWatcher]

:)

Beer Snob sounds better than Lush, but snobs don't drink breakfast beers.

I've only dropped about a dozen hints as to wanting a Kegerator for Christmas.

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. I remember buying beer in 5-liter tappable CANS in Germany.

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I remember it was kinda crap beer... but DAMN... it was a lot of crap beer!!!!
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Several of THOSE puppies and breakfast was covered, too.
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[Throd]

3. You can get those in the USA

And yes, I have consumed a 5 liter German mini-keg (Spaten)in one sitting by myself.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. I think I've RECENTLY seen either 3- or 5-liter Heineken cans here.

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Heineken is also a crap beer (not saying Spaten is - IDK - but the one I
used to drink in Germany was).
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I can say that with authority as we used to have beer-vending machines in
our barracks in Germany (no use 'til after 4 PM). There were generally
something like 3 American offerings, 3 German offerings and Heineken.
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First to be "sold out" would be the German beers, next the American and
ALWAYS the one still available (and very RARELY ever actually "sold out)
was the Heineken.
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Blech du lieber!!!!
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That's a beer that the marketing people in this country did an AMAZING
job selling to us as "Europeanally exceptonal". Europeans (at least
Germans and Americans LIVING in Germany) KNEW better.
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I may have just coined the descriptive "Europeanally". Feel free to use it.
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[Throd]

2. ALCOHOLIC

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. !!!

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:thumbsup: true dat
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[elleng]

6. You got it.

[Electric Monk]

7. Alcoholic who also enjoys peeing a lot

[arbusto_baboso]

8. Beer Geek.

It's the term we use for ourselves.

[rug]

9. taterguy.

[UTUSN]

10. Humongous, dangerous, ugly BELLY!1

I have actually seen stares of incredulity from skinny, fitness a-holes.

[dimbear]

11. Chub-lush has a nice ring to it. n/t

[HopeHoops]

12. NASCAR fans.