Newt accepts The Donald as his personal Lord and Savior

[ashling]

The Donald delivering the Sermon on the Newt


"It is easier for a Rich Man to enter the kingdom of the Donald than for all of the OWS protesters to get a job - even after they take a bath"



"Blessed are the Wall Streeters, because they have more money than you"
http://www.mmodesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/money-bags.bmp

"Blessed are the Bankers because they have already foreclosed on the American Dream"


"Blessed are the Corporations because they own everything anyway."


"Blessed are the Enforcers of the Peace, because they'll pepper spray your ass"


"Our Father, who art in Trump Towers, hollow be your soul"

[warrior1]

1. can I use your title

"Newt accepts The Donald as his personal Lord and Savior"

I want to tweet it and see if I can make it go viral.

[ashling]

3. Have at it

[Faygo Kid]

2. "Blessed are the little children, because they would make great janitors at Tiffany's"

"And help cut costs for my six-figure line of credit there."

[ashling]

5. I knew there were a few that I left out

There is the parable of the prodigal Newt who leaves the security of the homeland and falls for an idolatress named Mae - who salaciously asks him up to see her histories - and then he spends his time playing with Mae's fanny.

[Tobin S.]

4. This ought to be in GD as well as here

We could all use a little comedic relief. It made me smile. :)

[ashling]

6. They don't have the requisite fine appreciation for my dry wit and finely tuned parody

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=5079438&mesg_id=5079507

go figure :shrug:

[Tobin S.]

7. Those bastards!

Why I oughta...

I guess good posts can get lost in there sometimes.