What will be the title of the new Indiana Jones movie?

[geardaddy]

"Indiana Jones and the Titanium Hip"

[HopeHoops]

1. Indiana Jones and the Lost Geezer Cane.

[geardaddy]

2. hee!

[HopeHoops]

3. Hey, I've got a geezer cane and two whips that would kick the shit out of Indiana Jones.

Then again, he'd probably just shoot me.

[geardaddy]

4. That would be great. Instead of his iconic whip he could have a cane.

and he could have a Cardigan instead of his leather jacket.

[HopeHoops]

5. Maybe he could pull a Yoda (Kermit the Frog) scene like in Episode II.

That was Episode II, right?

On Edit: I've become very proficient at retrieving my cane from the ground with my feet. People reach to help me and I usually have it in my hand before they get close. I can roll it up by the handle, the food, or flip it with my toes if there is a gap (like a curb). Damn good weapon if you need one.

[Graybeard]

6. Indiana Jones: "In The Pit Of Redundancy."

The abyss of been there done that sequels.

[geardaddy]

11. So, true.

lol

[nolabear]

7. Indiana Jones and the Depends of Destiny.

[geardaddy]

10. I like!

haha!

[ohiosmith]

8. Indiana Jones and the Lost Continence

[geardaddy]

9. Win!

:toast:

[ohiosmith]

12. What? What did I win?

:shrug: :rofl:

[geardaddy]

14. You won the lost continence.

;)

"wont?" won even.

[geardaddy]

13. The Curse of the Medicare Part D Form

[MilesColtrane]

15. Indiana Jones and the Assisted Living Facility of Doom

[geardaddy]

lol

Awesome!

[geardaddy]

23. dupe

[DFW]

16. Indiana Jones and the Giant Geritol n/t

[geardaddy]

24. Nice!

:toast:

[Hassin Bin Sober]

17. Indiana Jones and The..........Get off my lawn!!!!!!!

[geardaddy]

25. Heee!

lol

[LiberalEsto]

18. Indiana Jones and the Senior Moment

... the whaaaat?

[geardaddy]

26. LMAO

I can just see a scene where he forgets that he's afraid of snakes.

[sakabatou]

19. Indiana Jones: TNG?

[geardaddy]

29. You mean combine it with Picard and Co?

[sakabatou]

33. Hah, no.

That would be funny though.

[sakabatou]

20. dupe

[GaYellowDawg]

21. Indiana Jones and the Ancient Artifact

Whoops, that's redundant.

[geardaddy]

27. LMAO

That's got to be the working title of every one of the movies.

[BlueIris]

22. Indiana Jones and the Cialis Bathtubs.

With more grapevines!

[geardaddy]

28. That is winner.

lol

Who's in the other bathtub?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

30. Scene 1: Indy walks into a huge hidden cavern filled with plundered treasure & artifacts and says...

"Now why the hell did I walk in here?"

[geardaddy]

31. Excellent.

I would love to see a full-length spoof on Geriatric Jones.

[bikebloke]

32. Indiana Jones and...the...the... the...it's time for my nap.

[geardaddy]

34. Nice.

[geardaddy]

35. Indiana Jones and the Search for Libido.

[PassingFair]

36. Indiana Jones and the Secrets of AARP n/t

[geardaddy]

37. Awesome!

[Bucky]

38. Indiana Jones and the Second Attempt to Have Shia LaBouef Pick Up the Series

Maybe if they'd cast someone with a little more fonzie in him, the James Deany feel for Indy's son woulda worked. The movie was just an embarrassment. But who knows... I knew they'd screwed up after the second movie and they still managed to come back with #3.

[geardaddy]

39. lol

They do need someone with a little more fonzie in him.