Someone go over to DU3 and start a sex thread or a bodily functions thread or post a recipe...

[LynneSin]

for fried chicken!

I'm at 94% chance of being on Jury Duty

Announce to the world you have wet dreams over a 3-way with Michelle Bachmann and Rick Santorum!

I'm itching to pick the death penalty again for Jury Duty

[geardaddy]

1. Your wish is HopeHoops command.

[LynneSin]

2. HopeHoops is a perv

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

12. Not arguing with you there - but I'm at 100% likelyhood for jury duty.

[madinmaryland]

3. There's a beautiful tit thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/du3/1018661

[undeterred]

4. Can you get the death penalty for a sex thread in DU3?

[LynneSin]

5. Not yet but it's my intention to make those types of changes at DU3

:rofl:

[freshwest]

7. That was a sweet thread.

[madinmaryland]

8. They really are cute little birds. Of course they also like to tease the cats endlessly

right outside the window!!

[freshwest]

10. We used to have mockingbirds where I lived. They dive bombed our cats. It was gruesome!

Bluejays are pretty aggressive, too. I could tell you tales about birds taking out tarantulas in revenge for them eating their chicks, but it's even grosser.

I don't think I've ever seen a titmouse, though. Those little guys look like jewels, the colors, those are fanstastic. The only small birds I grew up with were sparrows and hummingbirds.

BTW, I taught the mockingbirds in my backyard the whistling song from that flick, 'Close Enounters of the Third Kind.' I wonder if they freaked anyone out, as that movie was 'hugh!' for a while there.

[unionworks]

13. don't get your tits

In a wringer. They will make terrible noises and won't be able to fly anymore. :-)

[freshwest]

6. IDK about *that,* but I just posted my first thread ever! *pats self on back.*

[Hotler]

9. eewwwww! n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. If you'da said Bachmann, Santorum (the "person"), AND G.Gordon Liddy in...

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... that li'l Stars N' Stripes banana hammock, your wish woulda been my command.
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Never darken my doorstep again with your 2/3-assed fantasies.
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Geez, you're so fucking vanilla!!!!
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P-P-F-A-H-H!!! LynneVenialSin.
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[lunatica]

14. I actually got kicked off a thread for the following gif and photo

It obviously insulted someone because the reason given was that it showed a disgusting bodily function. Me? I thought it was funny crude, but you never know. This might get me thrown off this thread too but here goes.

[originalpckelly]

15. I call thread-in!

THREAD-IN! I tells ya!