Things White Girls Love to Do on Facebook

[Swede]

I've seen some of these.


5. Express their extreme excitement to see their best friends tonight, Britney, Whitney, and Sarah!!! LUV U GIRLSSS!!

10. Subtly yell at no one in particular while being very specific. Wow, it’s hard to believe that you think you know someone and then they turn around and STAB YOU IN THE BACK. Will never make that mistake again. EVER.

http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/12/07/funny-facebook-fails-15-things-white-girls-love-to-do-on-facebook/

[KamaAina]

1. 1. Take pictures of their feet.

Why don't any of my friends do this? :(

[FloridaJudy]

2. I have the foot thing.

It's all about the shoes - and the pedicure. Otherwise I rarely or never do anything else on that list. Does that make me an honorary African-American? Or an Asian? Cool!

[KamaAina]

5. Mahalo (thank you).

(I just got off FB :-) )

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. FB is for drool.

[frogmarch]

4. That's a lot

sillier than most Lounge posts. :-)

[WildEyedLiberal]

6. 16. Pimp their Scentsy/Pampered Chef/sex toy party entrepreneurship solicitations

"Hey, if any of you need some AWESOME (perfumes and soaps/"something special" for that romantic night out/new hair product that will give you a SEXAY do), come by my party tonight! It's 20% off if you order at least $50 dollars worth of products!!!!"

I have at least 6 facebook friends who sell whatever the latest generation of Avon/Mary Kay type home sales rep side income personal "woman" oriented products are, and it gets ANNOYING. NO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR SCENTSY PARTY I DON'T CARE STOP ASKING ME ARRRRRRRRGGGHHH

[cherish44]

7. They forgot the dreaded "Duckface"

Quack