Sex Thread

[Tuesday Afternoon]

:D

[taterguy]

1. Cool

[Swede]

2. I'll get the cornflake breaded fried chicken.

:spank:

[LoZoccolo]

3. I was just remembering the Sex Thread Riot in 2005.

I wonder why I thought of that.

[Capn Sunshine]

5. remember the poll about where you would have sex in an Olive Garden?

me either lol

[Capn Sunshine]

4. about time!

:evilgrin:

[freshwest]

6. Okay, then:

Aerosmith - Walk this way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmQrHkr5dOc

backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers
till I talked to your daddy, he say
he said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin
then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
oh, the times I could reminisce
'cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin
only started with a little kiss
like this!

seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school
and your feet flyin' up in the air
singin' "hey diddle diddle"
with your kitty in the middle of the swing
like you didn't care
so I took a big chance at the high school dance
with a missy who was ready to play
wasn't me she was foolin'
'cause she knew what she was doin'
and I knowed love was here to stay
when she told me to

walk this way, walk this way
walk this way, walk this way
walk this way, walk this way
walk this way, walk this way
just gimme a kiss
like this!

schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy
little skirt's climbin' way up the knee
there was three young ladies in the school gym locker
when I noticed they was lookin' at me
I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady
till the boys told me somethin' I missed
then my next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor
so I gave her just a little kiss
like this!

seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school
and your feet flyin' up in the air
singin' "hey diddle diddle"
with your kitty in the middle of the swing
like you didn't care
so I took a big chance at the high school dance
with a missy who was ready to play
wasn't me she was foolin'
'cause she knew what she was doin'
when she told me how to walk this way, she told me to

walk this way, talk this way
walk this way, walk this way
walk this way, walk this way
walk this way, talk this way
just gimme a kiss
like this!

[freshwest]

8. Only goes down from there:

Love in an elevator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eofh-tUKOyk

[RedCloud]

7. If were are too sexy for our shirts and

shirts are made out of threads..
There must be life after sex threads. Perhaps the creation of life itself!

[Lucinda]

9. LOL

Nice!

[freshwest]

10. Gee, I really respect you for keeping that within bounds, there...

:rofl:

Could have been so much worse.

[RedCloud]

14. I'm slipping big time.

:shrug:

[krispos42]

11. Sex nut

[freshwest]

12. I just realized something about nuts as I looked at those... But I won't say it...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. they look kind of

screwy don't they . . .

[freshwest]

15. And they remind me of your icon there...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. oh yeah

:think:

[krispos42]

16. You mean, that women are nuts?

Yes.


And men are bolts.






:evilgrin:

[freshwest]

18. You said it, not me!

[RedCloud]

17. Go to Oprah with this sex and you get:

tuplets!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

19. Nuts!

[RedCloud]

20. They require a nutcracker.

Apparently this gent lost his at sea.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

21. ouch!

and I don't even have any

[ellisonz]

23. Yes We Can!

In DU3!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. Balls!

[ellisonz]

26. Flapjacks!

:9 :P :9 :P :9 :P :9 :o :9 :P :* :* :* :9 :P :9 :o :o :o :P :9 :P :* :* :* :*

[mysuzuki2]

25. Oh boy, a sex thread.

I remember sex. Sort of. It's been so long. Oh god, I want to die.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

27. !

don't do that :o

here have a hug :hug:


and a beer :beer:

[mysuzuki2]

28. No plans for anything extreme. I had a beer ot 2 tonite.

I just miss sex. Maybe someday.

[freshwest]

29. It's just one of those things.

Also:

:grouphug:

It will be... okay.

[Broken_Hero]

30. Sweet....

one day I picked up my son from school, and his teacher came out to talk to me. She told me that the students got their dictionaries in that day, and that my son was looking up inappropriate words. I asked what words did my darling boy look up? She said he looked up the word sex. Oh boy I says...I turn to son, and ask him what does sex mean son? He says, its either male or female. I said that's right son, my sex is male, your mothers is female, yours is male too. I look at the teacher, and ask if my son was in any trouble, and she said nope.