Beer Drinking Old Fart! - No Help Required!

[orangecoloredapple]

I plan on staying home and getting smashed, snockered, buzzed and out of it. Just for the heck of it. No assistance required!

If you respond to this, expect some misspelled words and dyslexic looking stuff.

[searchingforlight]

1. With the beer drinking - - - or the farting?

[orangecoloredapple]

2. I'm like a one man band!

slurp - ffffttt - slurp - ffffttt...

[searchingforlight]

3. It's nice to be a master at something. Have fun.

[orangecoloredapple]

4. Did I mention that I have been wondering

why I don't get out much anymore? No matter where I go, it seems I have this huge personal space following me that no one wants to invade!

:)

[searchingforlight]

6. This is a compliment. This thread is better than some I have seen today

by a long shot. AND I had a good laugh.

[orangecoloredapple]

9. I'm happy you're happy

must have been one bunch of crummy threads today! I find that difficult to believe. This place is great.
If I'm offending anyone, please just leave the room!

[Runesong]

8. Personal space.

Not to offend, but I notice a lot of my computer customers, with their busy schedules, their presence urgently needed on countless internet forums, and well, other priorities... forget to bathe and apply deodorant regularly, appearently for weeks at a time. Could this be the problem?

[orangecoloredapple]

11. Deodorant?

is that one the miracles of modern science? I need to investigate further.

[Runesong]

5. Amen brother!

Not the best way to spend my time, but it basically keeps me from spending that time making bombs :)

* Unfortunately we live in a world, where I have to add the disclaimer, that I am speaking in jest. I do not manufacture explosives, nor do I plan to in the forseeable future. Void where prohibited. **SORRY TENNESSEE!**

** No, that does not mean I plan to make and/or deploy bombs in Tennessee. It is just a funny saying from Talk Soup.

*** Ugh, oh nevermind.

[orangecoloredapple]

7. Stink bombs

may be intrusive to others sense of well being, but they are not yet illegal (so far as I know).

[Runesong]

10. Methinks I've had my question answered. :)

[DemoTex]

12. Eat some pickled eggs.

Improves the taste of beer and the noxious quality of the farts.

http://news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,3600,277101,00.jpg
Whale on beer and pickled eggs