If you could ask Newt Gingrich one question...

[LoZoccolo]

...when he shows up to a book signing at Border's on State tommorow, the 11th in Chicago, what would it be?

[ixion]

1. why are you such a wanker?

:evilgrin:

[Scimmio]

2. Why hasn't Satan pulled your soul down to hell yet?

I mean, he had his run, no? Isn't there a time schedule in contracts like that? Why is he still free to roam the upper world when he should be doing the eternal wail down there with Nixon?

[Ediacara]

3. Mister Gingrich

You have an avid interest in paleontology; how do you resolve the fact that a vast majority of paleontologists worldwide and in the United States are liberals. They believe that scientific education is being undermined by religious conservatives, and that paleontology in particular is a target of their ire. How do you resolve the fact that your potential colleagues are being viciously attacked as the tools of Satan by those people who voted for you and contributed to your compaigns and party?

[Pale_Rider]

4. Did your dying wife smiled when you divorce her?

That should get a rise out of Newt 'Family Values' Gingrich.

[Jim Sagle]

5. "What's the frequency, Newtie?" WHAP!

[demconfive]

6. Would you like another kick to the groin,.....

....or is two enough?

[Terwilliger]

7. how is Arianna as a lover?

:shrug: