One-liners for the General Election

[maxr4clark]

Unless our nominee is Al Sharpton, our nominee is going to need some help with snappy quotes for the Short Attention Span crowd. So come on, show me what we've got!

My current favorite is:

In order to bring terrorists to justice, we need to beat the Bushes.

[Rainbowreflect]

1. LOL, I love that one.

[maxr4clark]

2. and another

Job available: Seeking compassionate leader who works well with others for Leader of the Free World. Former oil execs need not apply.

[maxr4clark]

3. and a few more

Bush's Vision for America: a nation of oil barons, for oil barons, and by oil barons.

Bush is right: his tax cuts are class warfare. He has a preemptive strategy.

Bush knows that when America looks like Texas, he won't have to deal with environmentalists any more.

Smart people look where they're going before following the leader.

You're either with Bush or against him. If you want to be with him, you're going to have to pay.

Kill a terrorist, make a martyr. Jail a terrorist, make an example.

[auntpattywatty]

4. never say "Iraq war" alway say "bush War"- not a slogan - but something

[maxr4clark]

5. I've settled on "the invasion of Iraq"

But I agree with you. You reminded me of one I've been saying a lot lately:

Kill two birds with one stone: Bush for Governor of Iraq!