Here's some free - and completely irreverent - campaign advice for various Republican presidential candidates. They won't take it, but wouldn't it be fun to see ...
Mitt Romney
Slogan: Mitt. He's catching.
Campaign song: Karma Chameleon by Culture Club
Role model: George Romney. He ran for president, too. He also was the front-runner. He also lost.
Favorite food: King crab
Qualifications: Invented Obamacare (not the Internet) ... but don't tell anyone! It's a secret.
Don't confuse him with: A baseball glove. He only goes by Mitt because his first name is Willard. Would you want to be called Willard? Didn't think so.
Horror film: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Question: Are you sure that's not a toupée?
http://www.theprovocation.net/2011/09/teabag-in-cheek-look-at-republican.html