Clark campaign admits to eating spam

[Northwind]

Rooters Nooz

Presidential Ambiguity Wesley Clark admitted to eating spam today in an interview with Rooters.

"Well no shit sherlock! Spam was originally created as a way to provide soldiers in the field with meat! Of course I ate it! It's damn good with them pineapples on it," Clark opined.

Asked whether or not he had eaten a baby this week, Clark refused comment except to say, "Well if I had, you can bet your ass I would have had Cheese Whiz on it and not swiss like that sissy bitch Kerry!"

Note: Anyone who takes this in the least seriously is in desperate need of a violent enema to remove their cranium from their rectal opening.

[JI7]

1. HAHHAHAH

that was good and funny

[GOPBasher]

2. But where does he stand on federal spam subsidies??

As a man who has no problem ingesting his share of spam, I find it inconceivable that Clark refuses to state once and for all his position on federal spam subsidies to the disadvantaged. He should make his opinion on this matter known. Perhaps Clark thinks that only priveledged people like himself should be allowed to eat spam. Is that what he thinks? Should the unfortunate also not be able to take in that particular meat? Hmmm.

I personally think we should provide spam for anyone who cannot afford it. I also think we should give away spam as a reward to all citizens who drive hybrid electric-motor cars, have tobacco-related illness, got shot in the groin with an illegal gun, and drive pregnant teens to Planned Parenthood.

[acerbic]

3. If he hasn't said anything about it,

it means that as default he's against it.

I find it inconceivable that Clark refuses to state once and for all his position on federal spam subsidies to the disadvantaged.

So he's against keeping the disadvantaged from starving. That means practically the same as wanting to kill them. Oh my gaaawd, that means that he's evil and all his supporters are eeeeeevil and they are nazis who want to put all the poor people into concentration camps and starve them to death. Now it all makes so logical sense!
:evilgrin:

[GOPBasher]

5. Yeah, you got it!

LOL :)

[ewagner]

4. Here, here!

Your post makes me proud to be an 'Merican.

red neck
White Socks
Blue Ribbon Beer


(with a side order of spam)

<wipes tear from eyes>

[Northwind]

8. I for one

Cannot support using MY HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS to give spam to those worthless liberal welfare spam queens!

[GOPBasher]

9. The funny thing is

what you consider a total joke is basically the actual argument that millions of Repukes around the country cling to (without the spam part). They think it's that simple. They don't realize how little we spend on welfare compared to anything else in government. And it's not for lazy people -- it's simply for single mothers who can't work. Plus, so many of them that I've talked to think that welfare is the only issue in the world. They don't talk about education, health care, labor issues, etc. They think welfare is the only issue that there is.

[Northwind]

10. Um, yes, I know

The best humor is based on real life. It's called "parody".

[Feanorcurufinwe]

6. But will he admit to eating deep-fried twinkie?

[whathappened]

7. please no spam for me

last time i had that shit i was spitting bones out of my mouth, could have broke a tooth too , ah dah , no spam , no spam please , i want good rib eye steak on the grill , just like jr. and all his rich ass freinds have , but wait , he don't give them steak , the cheap ass , he gives them hot doggies , what a cheap ass sucker , our boys should be getting good rib eye steak over there , for the kind of money he is paying these yahoo's who are sending the food to our troops

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. What will you g-men have for lunch?

[davidinalameda]

12. I had spam last night

fried it up and put cheese on it

white bread and mayonaise--comfort food for me

[VermontDem2004]

13. ugh spam

:puke: