My candidate is better than your candidate. Nanny nanny boo boo!

[CoffeePlease1947]

My candidate never lost an election.
My candidate is not too liberal
My candidate is not too conservative
My candidate never voted for the war
My candidate never attacked another candidate
My candidate never committed adultry
My candidate never dodged the draft
My candidate was never in a bad war
My candidate never cheated on their taxes
My candidate never voted for something bad
My candidate is perfect
My candidate never even touched themselves inappropiatly

Why, because this candidate doesn't exist. And no perfect candidate will. So stop bashing all of them because you will not find one without a problem of doing something wrong during their lifetime. No matter what they did it could not have been as bad as what Bush has done as president. So please stop attacking the Democratic Candidates. Not one of them is as bad as Bushy and his anti-liberty party.

Mike

[GOPBasher]

1. I totally agree, except

I have to say that my candidate has a bigger dick than your candidate, especially if your candidate is Carol Mosely-Braun. :)

On edit, I must also say that my candidate is the greatest human being that ever lived in the history of the world, and your candidate wants to kill small children and rape grammas.

[CoffeePlease1947]

6. Not ahh!

My candidate can beat up your candidate!

Mike

[ProfessorPlum]

2. Is not!

:)

[Nullcron]

3. NPR Republican slip up.

On NPR the other day a republican let it slip that they do their best not to cut each other up. They get most of their ammunition against Democrats from the Democrats cutting each other up. I am sick of the mud slinging and I would like to hear what candiates stand for and not what they hate about the other guy.

[ProfessorPlum]

4. Oh yeah, that's

Reagan's famous 11th commandment: "Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican."

[ProfessorPlum]

5. never mind that Reagan had just switched parties

4 years prior to his gubernatorial run, when this was formulated by another Republican, Gaylord Parkinson.

[DrFunkenstein]

7. I Wouldn't Want A Candidate That Didn't Touch Themselves Inappropriately

That's how wars start. It'd even better if they smoked the occasional doobie. The leader of the free world can't be wound too tightly.

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