So very special...Private catfish dinner with a war criminal.

[democrank]

A fetid odor just drifted up here to Vermont from the media orbit at Bush`s recent catfish cook out. At first I thought something had gone haywire in my compost pile but when the news struck that Bush had hosted a super double secret cookout with forty-plus media tarts, I had a renewed appreciation for my decomposing egg shells. It wasn`t them after all.

YEEEHAA! What could be more fun than being a pretend reporter eating catfish and coleslaw with a war criminal?

Hope some peasant workers were available to groom The Ranch road in advance. No telling what all those wooden cross splinters would have done to the limo tires.

[XanaDUer]

1. O! A catfish cookout.

Yum, yum, yum.